10 Reasons Why You’re Not a Man Until You’ve Been to ‘Man Camp’
When we first heard about Aspen Man Camp, we laughed; summer camp for dudes? Pass. It sounds like a bunch of Nancy-men bonding around a campfire, talking about their feelings. The we started clicking around on their site, and saw the words "nighttime ninja training."
Man Camp is billed as a "man's version of group health retreats," where you learn what it means to "train like a man, eat like a man, recreate like a man...TO BE A MAN!!!"
It's not the Harley bikes, rock climbing, tractors, fly fishing, fight training, paintball or unlimited beer that turn you into a man's man -- it's about the attitudes of the dudes running the show. At Aspen Man Camp they seem to have way more manhood wisdom than we do, and we'd like to take a trip to the Rockies and find out some dude secrets.
Here are 10 reasons why you're not a man until you've been to "man camp."
If only these signs were everywhere.
Their website explains: "There are two types of guys: Those who want to come to Man Camp & those who NEED to come to Man Camp," and we'd much rather be the former.
What's the last thing you caught? Besides your wife in bed with your brother?
Does an inner child need a babysitter, or can they be left home alone?
It's not as invasive as it sounds.
Okay, that part is kind of invasive.
We don't even know the public and safe methods, let alone secret and deadly.
...And you need all of those things.
...And refuse to explain it on their site.
Us too, Garth. Us. Too.