Let's hear it for the best part of lunch, and most other things: Samwiches!

Yes, we know how to spell sandwich, but a lot of people don't, and that's why searching for 'Samwich' in Yahoo! Answers is one of our favorite pastimes. Check out these 10 questions that are mostly not even about sandwiches, but are all hilarious. Maybe you'll learn something? Probably not.

We do. We do remember several movies about a guy, can you be more specific?

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It's awesome how genuine ChefGril (presumably also a typo for 'girl') is about helping Espada out, and he even responds back to her answer with gratitude:

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It's not too hard to figure out that VV was not the customer in this situation:

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As long as you don't go heavy on the mayo, you're not that weerd:

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This question resolved, a new question posed: What the hell is a viva pinata samwich, and do we want one?

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It took us so long to figure out that this was a joke, that we got hungry and asked our girlfriend to go make us a samwich. She...said no:

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HerbalPhil, Wellness Warrior, you are doing this wrong:

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And the winner of the award for 'Best Brain' goes to...Conserned Victom:

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Best answer, for sure:

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