60-Year-Old Chinese Grandmother is a Pole Dancing Goddess
Not even deep inside the most grotesque underworld of one legged hookers, sex pirates, and black market organ thieves should geriatric pole dancing ever be allowed.
At least that was our opinion on the matter until we saw this video.
Honestly, before watching it, we half expected to see some twisted old woman feverishly grinding a pole in an adult diaper – much like the behavior one might come to expect from a senile old circus animal with Alzheimer's and hardcore humping issues.
It is worth mentioning that even though we were a little put off by the thought of a 60-year-old pole dancer - scurrying up that pole in her cheap leather boots had us all looking for the “tuck a buck” feature on our PayPal accounts.