Watch the Sexiest Video About Olives Ever

Yes you read that headline correctly. Olives.

So this video is one part olives, one part gorgeous woman, one part what we think is an actual Rabbi and a whole mess of weird. Isn't the internet magical? Without the progess of today, we wouldn't be able to watch this woman slowly seduce us with olives, and olive oil, and...sorry, what were we saying?

All we know is that we need a jar of Kalamatas and some privacy.