Though there's a whole lot of Irish pride around the office, there's also a whole lot of years of experience with St. Patrick's Day, between us. Through those years, we've unfortunately associate the holiday with an abundance of a-holes.

The bar ratio goes something like this: For every fun-loving, Irish-appreciating drinker, there are about 15-20 a-holes. Those aren't good odds, fellas. Tread lightly.

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