Let's say you live in a flood zone, near the beach or next to a rising river. Water can sometimes be a problem — and not just because you have to pee. Well, not if you have this vehicle:

While it's not exactly a crotch-rocket or a Harley, the amphibious Honda motorcycle featured in the video above functions about as well as any vehicle with wheels could in a few feet of water. The driver easily navigates into and out of the cascading waters much to the amazement of the camera man.

We're not sure on translation, but we think the rider may have said: 'If you're having flood problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one.' Or something like that.