Apparently, This Very Website is Organizing a Youth Racoon Hunt
This is what happens when we Google the name of this website in Google News. We find out we are hosting a coon hunt this week.
We had no idea. We aren't prepared. We're gonna need to get trophies, child-sized guns, some plane tickets to Keithville, a bench, a bunch of racoons, a map showing us where Keithville is and some young children. Wait, is it youth as in 'a contest for kids' or is it young racoons? To be safe, let's get about a hundred of both.
Hopefully, Lisa has been more on the ball about all this than we have.
[Via Shreveport Times]