Amy Sciarretto has scribbled for Kerrang! Spin, Revolver, Alternative Press, Noisecreep, Spinner, ARTISTdirect and Teen People, to name a few, as well as Taste of Country, GuySpeed and more. Google her and you'll see she's an expert on rock, metal, pop, movies and lip gloss. She's also Roadrunner's publicist, an author, a green tea drinker, a Jer-Z native (born in South Jersey, currently residing in North Jersey), a Philly sports fan and a bulldog owner.
Charlie Sheen Jokes About His Sobriety in Dutch Beer Commercial
Charlie Sheen stars in a commercial for Dutch beer Bavaria, where he pokes fun at his own drinking problem and rehab. No, there's no declarations of "Winning!" or references to tiger's blood and Adonis DNA.
Coldplay Pays Tribute to Late Beastie Boy Adam Yauch in Concert
Coldplay and the Beastie Boys? On paper and in theory, that doesn't quite work. However, the execution, with frontman (and Gwyneth Paltrow baby daddy) Chris Martin playing piano while covering 'Fight for Your Right to Party' at the Hollywood Bowl last night as a sonic eulogy to singer…
New Spray Gets You Drunk In Just a Few Seconds
Want to get drunk and sober up in a matter of moments -- no puking, no hangover, no beer goggled hook ups? Turns out you can do just that with an instantly intoxicating spray that mimics the effects of alcohol. It's short term, though.
Porn or Product: Booty Beanbags + Sac Back Chairs
When you are a company giving your chairs names like "Booty Beanbags" or "Sac Back," you are effectively the furniture equivalent of the Shake Weight.
Man Named Bill Boner Accused of Sexual Harassment
A man named Boner, sexual harassment involving senior citizens and a petting zoo. This stuff just writes itself but that doesn't mean we won't punch in a couple lines of our own.
Breaking News to No One — Men Have Trouble Thinking Straight Around Women
Women -- Can't live with 'em, can't think straight around 'em. Also, can't sell them without official papers, but that's something you learn on your own after months of research.
Woman Injured Having Sex on the Job Gets Workman’s Comp
Time to move to Australia and schlep our lives away as public servants or crocodile wrestlers. Why? Well, a judge decided that a woman who was injured having sex at an Australian motel while on a work trip is entitled to Workman’s Compensation. How do we get that deal, since the circumstances sound …
Japanese Mice Hold Cure For Bald Dudes
Good news for the follically challenged. Researchers at Japan's Tokyo University of Science conducted tests on hairless mice, implanting bioengineered follicles created from stem cells into their skin. Hair then grew on the mice, which means that a cure for baldness could be on the horizon.
Teenage Girl Restores Vintage Pontiac Fiero
Most 14-year-old girls are making Justin Bieber collages for their bedroom walls and experimenting with sex with young boys trying to look like Justin Bieber. Then there is Kathryn, a 14-year-old Michigan gearhead who has spent the past year-and-a-half restoring a 1986 Pontiac Fiero.
Orioles Streaker Gets Lifetime Ban From Stadium
Banned for life! That's the penalty Mark Harvey, the man who streaked onto the Camden Yards field in Baltimore, Maryland on Orioles opening day, received. Okay, while Harvey didn't technically streak, since he actually wore a pair of Batman underwear and a cape, he's still out on his …
Fugitive Updates Facebook Page While on the Run From Cops
A 26-year-old fugitive from Washington State took time out of his busy day hotfooting it and hiding from the cops to make updates to his Facebook page.
New York Trio Arrested for Hoarding 134 Cats and…SWEET LORD LOOK AT THOSE MUGSHOTS!
Five cats seems like a lot to manage. Fifteen seems excessive but we still dated that woman for over a month. Fifty would appear to be utterly unmanageable. But 134?
Woman Retires 1964 Mercury After 576,000 Miles
Quick, what's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a 1964 Mercury Comet Caliente with 576,000 miles on it? You probably envisioned it being restored, housed in a glass case a la Cameron's dad's Ferrari in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off,' right? It's sure…
#KUBoobs Goes Viral on Twitter
Athletes and their fans are a superstitious bunch. They wear "good luck" jerseys, sit on the same side of the couch at game time, put their left cleat on first at all times and the list goes on and on. While in the midst of the Final Four of March Madness, Kansas fans have found away to wr…
Man Wants Copy of New York Times, So He Climbs Building to Get It
Nothing comes between a disturbed person and their copy of the New York Times.
Australia’s ‘XXXX Island’ Wants to Be a Vacation Spot For ‘Men Only’
XXXX Gold Beer has acquired Pumpkin Island, a plot of land on the Great Barrier Reef.
Dudes Skip Out on Bar Tab By Jumping Out Bar Window — 55 Floors Up!
Four men in Australia skipped out on their tab by jumping out the bar window -- 55 floors up.
What It’s Like to Ski Down a Mountain With a Beer in Hand
Being able to ski downhill while holding a beer with the goal of spilling as little as possible is quite the skill.
Women Make Noise During Sex to Get You to Hurry Up
Studies show that most women make noise (and lots of it) when engaging in sexual intercourse. It's not because they're nearing orgasm. Those loud moans are more of an effort to make you feel good about yourself and the size of your package and because she wants you to hurry the hell up.
Man Drops $50K to Restore Ride to Look Like ‘The A-Team’ Van
Tag Majid has his priorities in order. The 40-year-old father of three spent nearly $50,000 and a year of his life restoring a beat up, 1985 GMC Vandura, turning it into his very own 'A-Team'-style ride. We love it when a plan comes together.