Cameron Simcik is a graduate of Bucknell University. She has written for Her Campus and is currently the Philadelphia Travel City Editor for The Daily Meal and a contributing writer for TheFW and GuySpeed.
Cameron Simcik
5-Year-Old Gets Pornographic Surprise on Nintendo 3DS
Mark Giles was definitely trying to score points with his son Braydon this Xmas, buying the kid a Nintendo 3DS for under the tree. The 3DS is pretty pricey, particularly because this model is equipped with a built-in camera feature, so Giles opted for a refurbished version from a local GameStop.
This Drunk Guy Wants His Mommy
Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an airport joyride while wasted. It's not the smartest thing to do, but it happens. There's also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida.
Chinese Use Naked Women to Sell Cars, Proving That They’re Geniuses
Woman can make anything look good. This is particularly true when said women are either displaying their rack loudly and proudly, or just plain nude. Remember when Coco made Hurricane Sandy look awesome? We rest our case. These days, the Chinese are jumping on the bandwagon, using babes of the naked variety to sell cars. We can't believe it took this long for them to finally respond to our letter-
Italian Dudes Set New Record For World’s Largest Round Pizza
We're big fans of odd world records like the teeniest weenie or the world's largest bottle of whisky. Recently though, some Italian guys really impressed us with one of the coolest achievements to date-- they made the world's largest round pizza...
Feeling Hungry? Now You Can Eat Your iPhone Case
We like to think of ourselves as pretty tech-savvy, keeping up-to-date with all the latest gadget crap and stuff. We've got the new iPhone 5 which is awesome, although we have this weird feeling it's still missing something. The thing that gives it an extra oomph. We can't exactly put our finger on it, though.
Hairy Guy Kinda Looks Like Jesus — Gets Kicked Out of Darts Tournament Because Of Resemblence
For some weird reason, people are getting really discriminatory when it comes to hair these days. Remember that Australian guy who got kicked out of a bar for having a mullet? That sucked. Recently, a group of people forced a guy to leave a darts tournament for...
Attention: ‘World’s Best Beer’ Now Available in US
It's been one hell of a great beer week for us. We've learned which brews are awesome gifts (and apology presents for grabbing the wrong "Christmas hams" at the office party) and which ale we should choose to celebrate the impending end of the world. Now, we're stoked to bring you the so-called "world's best beer."
Burglar Found Naked in Home Holding Family Chihuahua
If you're in the market to commit a felony, you've got to get creative these days. With tons of weird crimes already on the books like the NHL dude who was arrested while wearing a Teletubby costume or the guy who was caught cooking pot pie in his tightie whities, it's hard to be original. We've recently come across a law-breaking situation that's pretty refreshingly unique, though. Keywords: nake
Genius Snack Alert: Beer and Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos
Take any food, deep fry it or add some bacon, and you've got us hooked. There's really nothing better than a nasty, greasy mess or extra meat strips to really make our testosterone sing. Think about it-- would you eat raw turkey testicles? Probably not. What about fried turkey testicles? Solid maybe. There are rare moments, however, when these two perfect cooking tactics combine to make an insane
Enjoy Your Last Few Days on Earth With This End of the World Beer
According to those trusty old Mayans, we only have 10 days until the end of the world. December 21st is the supposed day of doom, but we don't know why everyone's freaking out so much; this could finally be the arrival of zombie babes. Plus, we're all going down anyway, so we might as well celebrate. That's where La Fin Du Monde ("The End of the World") beer comes in.
Tennis Star Buys World’s Supply of Donkey Cheese For Some Reason
We hate to break it to you, but we're all screwed, because the entire world's supply of donkey cheese has been bought out. We have no idea what we're going to eat now, but we do know the guy responsible for the buyout is tennis star Novak Djokovic.
Judge Rules Naked Jogs in New Zealand Legal
As guys, we know it's way more comfortable to go naked than wear clothes. We'd rather just let it all hang out than suffocate our junk, and this is especially true when we hit the gym. The hot and sweaty situation down there is too much to handle most times, which is why we're completely on board with this guy over in New Zealand.
Don’t Worry, This Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Have Boundaries
Porn is awesome, and being in one would also be pretty awesome. Yet watching the stuff is something we usually like to do in the comfort of our own homes. Alone. However, we all know that down in Florida, things are weird -- we recently found out that porn runs in the family.
U.S. Coast Guard Officer Wins Lottery While at Sea
The odds of us ever winning the lottery are about as high as our shot at scoring any of the babes we feature: approximately zero. Even still, we can't help but stupidly spend tons of cash on lottery tickets, and even more time staring at those babes.
Now You Can Eat Off Your Junk With Testicle Tissue Plates
A guy's package is his pride and joy so it's no wonder most dudes like to show their stuff off in one way or another. And what better way to celebrate during this season of giving than by giving your own holiday dinner guests a plateful of testicles?
Man Up and Help the Ladies Celebrate Decembeaver!
We've said it before, and we'll say it again-- Movember is our favorite time of year. There's nothing like a month full of hardy 'stache-growing to bring us men together in a weird, hairy way. However, this whole lady tickler love fest does leave our ladies on the outside. There's no way we'd let our better halves in on Movember celebrations, so what can we do to make up for it? Celebrate Decembea
Chinese Wankathon Celebrates Safe and Alarmingly Public Sex
We never need an excuse to slap the ol' baloney pony. Name the time and place, and we'll happily be there getting off, for no reason whatsoever. It's one of our favorite pastimes, but unfortunately we have to keep it on the DL most of the time in this twisted, oppressive American society. Over in China, however, they're doing it right.
Say Goodbye to Movember With ‘How to Kill a Mustache’
Now that Movember is over, it's probably time to get rid of that flavor saver, so no one mistakes you for a creepy conquistador.
Amp Up That Lip Hair With a Mustache Transplant
Today marks the end of Movember, which sucks. Come tomorrow, our upper lip bushes will no longer be a symbol of our manliness, but rather a suggestion we're one of those creepy dudes who hangs in the dark corner of the strip club in jorts and a leather jacket.
Germany Enforces Law to Ban ‘Animal Brothels’
Germany is home to some pretty awesome things, like tons of awesome beer and lots of hot German babes. We're also huge fans of naked grocery shopping, so the country ranks pretty high up on our list of favorites. But recently, we found out the land of bratwurst and wienerschnitzel is also home to one massive WTF -- erotic zoos. No, Germany. No.