Cameron Simcik is a graduate of Bucknell University. She has written for Her Campus and is currently the Philadelphia Travel City Editor for The Daily Meal and a contributing writer for TheFW and GuySpeed.
Cameron Simcik
Old Lady Knows Vacuum Cleaner Man– He’s Seen Her Tatas
People are weird. You're a nutcase, we're lunatics, everyone in this crazy old world is out of their mind in one way or another. Think about it: people are eating turkey testicles and imagining a life without porn. But then there's this lady.
Undead and Unbelievably Hot: The Zombie Babe Calendar
If you ask us, there are two things that will never, ever go out of style: zombies and babes. Better yet, just combine the two. What can we say; there's something about bloody women in bikinis that just gets us going.
Stephen Lynch is ‘the Beyonce of Scandinavia’ [INTERVIEW]
Stephen Lynch is a New York guy who's established himself as a highly-successful musical comedy performer for the past 12 years. But while most would pin him as a comedian, Stephen identifies as a songwriter-- a clever and hilarious one at that.
People Go Nuts Over Fried Turkey Testicles
As guys, we'll eat almost anything. Brew us up some cat poop coffee, toss us a stuffed cone pizza explosion; we can handle it. There is one thing we're a little weary to try, though -- mostly because it's a male issue at hand -- deep fried turkey testicles.
Dentist Accused of Kissing Patient’s Butt
Doctors are some of the creepiest dudes around. We know they do all this good crap for people, but think about it-- does the good ol' doc really need to be touching our junk for that long during a prostate exam? Is he genuinely worried about that slight pain we've been feeling in our butt? Unfortunately, there are very few times a doctor's weird antics are questioned. That is, until now.
Protest the NHL Lockout by Mailing Them Your Beard
If there's one thing that sucks about sports, it's lockouts. Lockouts mean no games on TV, no dude time, and a greater chance we'll have to spend time with our women learning how to cook cheese fondue and make potpourri centerpieces. That's why we've been pretty annoyed about this whole NHL lockout.
NY Politician Admits to Former Porn Career
Being a politician has to suck. Sure, there are some perks to working for the government, but when you’re in the public eye your entire life is completely exposed, and all your actions are up for scrutiny. Think about it-- political guys can’t even get a boner without it making news. No one has a squeaky clean past, and dirt is bound to be uncovered if you’re a dude running for office.
Guy Earns $90K a Year Playing Trivia Games
When it comes to this whole "life" thing, women have got it made. Think about it-- they can earn a few bucks offering roadside stripteases, and people go crazy hootin' and hollerin' over that stuff. As guys, we're stuck with our junk and don't have any lady bits to bear, so sometimes we've gotta get a little creative when it comes to bringing home the bacon.
Be Careful of Penis Enlargement Procedures, Doctors Might Just Be Injecting You With Olive Oil
No matter what anyone says, the size of our junk does matter. Ladies do take notice, and it's the gateway to our manhood. See, the whole smallest penis contest thing a few weeks back was just a strategic move on Apple's part to reach a wider audience. That market being consumers with teeny wienies. Because of this pressure we're feeling to have substantial packages, it's sometimes important to mak
Is Sex With Robots the Key to Living Longer?
As guys, we’re pretty much open to any sort of sexual experience out there, except like, dolphin humping. That's weird. So, when we heard there’s some research going on about sex with robots, we lost a little of our faith in the human race, but were also slightly intrigued.
Entice the Ladies with Cologne That Smells Like Sushi
As guys, there are tons of basic rules we need to follow in order to ensure a clean sweep with the ladies, like faking that whole 'acting like a gentleman' crap and paying for meals.
New York Bar Carried 7 Miles By Hurricane, Found Completely Intact
Hurricane Sandy proved to be one hell of a storm. Even though it caused tons destruction, there are some good things that came out of it. Take Coco's storm coverage, for example. We wouldn't have gotten a wet and wild double-D show if the hurricane didn't plow up the East Coast, so thanks Sandy!
Guy Arrested for Having ‘Mind Sex’ With a Woman
We think about sex approximately every twenty seconds. Sure, a lot of women think that makes us pigs, but let's face it-- we're pigs. It's not like we can help it either, and sometimes we've just gotta get some. That becomes impossible when we're at work in the middle of the day and Jessica from Accounting isn't available for a bathroom quickie. A dude in Zimbabwe understands this issue, so he cam
Man on Craigslist Asks For Kicks in the Crotch
While we know the good ole' U.S.A is home to tons of weird people like Prodigy Pat, we've come across a dude in Portland, Ore. who's a straight-up nutcase.
One of the worst possible things that could happen to a guy is getting kicked in the balls...
Robber ‘Too Busy Eating Ravioli’ to Run From Cops
Most criminals are dumb, like that dude who drunkenly broke into a house and cooked pot pie in his underwear. Clever idea, but weird. However, that doesn't cancel out the fact that we've fantasized about committing some sort of crime at one point or another. We just don't know how it should go down. Cue: spaghetti sauce man.
Is the Military Training Civilians for a Zombie Apocalypse?
We have no idea where the hell this whole zombie apocalypse fascination started. Having tons of dead people invade the planet isn't exactly the stuff we fantasize about, but there are two awesome things that have come out of it all-- 'The Walking Dead' and zombie babes...
Did Mayor Bloomberg Have a Boner at a Hurricane Sandy Press Conference?
As the entire East Coast prepares to get slammed by Hurricane Sandy, politicians from all affected states are taking necessary precautions to keep people safe. New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg is one of them.
Find Out Who Has The World’s Largest Bottle of Whisky
Whisky is a man’s game. Kicking back with a glass is a testament to our manhood, but it doesn’t seem like the stuff gets enough credit. That is until recently. It sounds like the testosterone-laced drink is finally gaining well-deserved attention these days, and we have some Scottish drunkards to thank.
Woman Gets Sculpture of Her Lady Parts on Tombstone
Recently we've started to compile a list of awesome things to put in our will, like having strippers at our funeral. While it might seem like a weird death request, all we really want is to go out with a bang, and it turns out a lady over in Serbia understands our logic.
Guy Divorces Wife Over Ugly Baby
There is no such thing as an ugly baby. Kidding. There are and one guy divorced his wife for having an ugly baby.