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Your Worst Nightmare — Hot Mess Of the Day
Name: Your Worst Nightmare
Occupation: The front-desk greeter in your office building.
Interests: Real-life Pinterest, music from rom-com soundtracks that are perfect for listening to while sitting alone in an poorly-lit room, Instagram, that movie 'Swimfan...
‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’ Meme in Real Life – Hot Mess of the Day
HEY, GUYS! This is not a real profile. It was made up for the sheer entertainment that comes from browsing through pictures of, well, hot messes. BTW! If you or someone you know should be one of our Hot Messes of the Day, send us a quick email.
Aging Gracefully – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: No names! I think I'm being watched.
Occupation: Retired
Interests: Surveillance equipment, end of the world, tattoos, bath time, Country Fried Chicken Buffet, Animal Planet.
Deena From ‘Jersey Shore’ Gets Arrested — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Deena Nicole Cortese
Occupation: One of the countless Hot Messes on 'Jersey Shore'
Interests: "Shots, shots, shots-shots-shots, shots!" ... Animal prints, tanning, Guidos, UGGs, hot tubs, "Patron, Tequila, I'm drunk off margaritas."
Soccer Mom Vampire Hunter – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Betty James Bradley, Vampire Hunter
Occupation: I'm a stay-at-home mom who drops her kids off at marching band practice and occasionally tracks demons of the night.
Interests: Beenie Babies, 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' bumper stickers, DIY crafts, rocks, car mechanics.
Git Off My Alcohol – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: The Eternal Bridesmaid
Occupation: Being the doting Maid of Honor at my gay younger brother's wedding.
Interests: Rose, emoticons, wearing white, late-night blogging, waterproof mascara, not trimming my bangs.
The Starbucks Sleeper – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: The Starbucks Sleeper
Occupation: On the weekends, I'm the guy who screams obscenities at you every morning while you're trying to get your cup of coffee. During the week, though, I'm a cashier at Victoria's Secret.