Donald Deane has held a variety of jobs, including college English teacher, newspaper reporter/editor, internet project manager, dishwasher and dogcatcher. He now writes exclusively and has contributed to AOL TV and Moviefone among others.
Donald Deane
Twin Sisters Are Elementary School Teacher By Day and Wrestling Goddesses at Night
Think all elementary school teachers are boring and homely? Think again. Teaching assistants Lucy and Kelly Knott mold young minds at St Winifred's RC Primary School in the U.K. as part of their day job. But at night, they become a powerhouse wrestling tag team. Oh, and did we mention that they're hot twins?
Man Tries to Avoid Baggage Fee by Wearing 70 Items of Clothing to Airport
Flying is expensive enough, but when airlines tack on silly fees, the cost gets downright ridiculous. So, you can hardly blame the unidentified man at a Chinese airport who recently tried to avoid a baggage fee by wearing all his clothes at once. Didn't we see something similar on an episode of 'Friends'?
Talented Teen Hand Farts His Way Through ‘The Cave’ by Mumford & Sons
We're pretty skilled at hand farts, but we're nowhere near as good as this prodigy, who calls himself 'HandFartMaster.' In this video, he breaks out a stellar hand fart rendition of 'The Cave' by Mumford & Sons, which, if you think about it, is the only acceptable way to listen to the British folk rock band.
Reverse Beer Goggles — The More Men Drink, the More Attractive They Think They Are
We've worn beer goggles more than once in our time, but a new study says the drunken phenomenon also works in reverse. In other words, the more men drink, they more likely they are to think of themselves as the next Brad Pitt.
Internet Porn Can Cause Short-Term Memory Loss, Says…What Were We Talking About?
As any connoisseur of smut knows, the internet is home to an inexhaustible supply of easily-gotten porn. But all those nudie pics and X-rated videos come at a terrible price, according to a new study. In addition to hairy palms, porn can also cause short-term memory loss. Uh, what we were talking about?
Study Shows Too Much Sugar Can Make You Dumb
At worst, sugar only expands waistlines and rots teeth, right? Wrong. A new study out of UCLA says a steady diet of soda, candy and sugary snacks can actually make you dumb too.
Adam Sandler Performs Hilarious Version of ‘Hallelujah’ at 12-12-12 Concert
There's just no escaping Leonard Cohen’s classic song ‘Hallelujah.’ From TV show soundtracks to reality singing competitions, it's everywhere recently. So, it was gratifying to hear Adam Sandler's hilarious parody of the tune during last night's 12-12-12 Hurricane Sandy benefit.
Guy Tries to Dunk Over Parked Car and Fails Miserably
Normally, we don't find failed dunk videos all that amusing, but there's something oddly satisfying about this knucklehead who tries to dunk a basketball over a parked car and fails miserably.
Can 20 Minutes of Video Game Play a Day Turn You Into a Violent Jerk?
As lifelong gamers ourselves, we've never believed there's a link between violent video games and real-life aggression. But a new study out of Ohio State University says gaming for just a short period of time is enough to increase hostile behavior. Suddenly, we have the inexplicable urge to punch something.
The Next Generation of Baseball Gloves is Here
We've seen the future of the venerable baseball glove and it contains absolutely no leather. Instead, the next generation of gloves could be made from nylon microfiber which retains its shape over time. Oh, and they'll probably have a price tag of between $600-$800 too. Better start saving your pennies now, baseball fans.
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible for Binge Drinking
We've always thought that binge drinking was just part of being a dumb teenager, but scientists say they've recently discovered a gene which could account for the risky behavior.
Further Proving Their Creepy Superpowers, Study Says Women Can Spot Cheaters Just by Looking at Them
Hey two-timer, you think you're pretty slick, huh? Think again -- a new study says that women can tell if a man's screwing around just by looking at him.
Magician’s Head Catches Fire While on Live TV
Magic may be the art of illusion, but there were no tricks or sleight-of-hand involved when a magician's head went up in flames on a Dominican Republic TV show. We're guessing that's not supposed to be part of the act.
Weird News Story of the Year — 2012 GuySpeed Awards
Let's face it -- 2012 hasn't exactly been a banner year. With everything from the recession to Hurricane Sandy, it's been hard for almost everyone. But it's been especially difficult for the unfortunate schlubs in our 10 favorite weird news stories of 2012...
Overstuffed Anaconda Barfs Up an Entire Cow
Every now and then, the internet graces us with video that's intensely fascinating and unspeakably vile at the same time. You know what we're talking about -- the kind of video that's guaranteed (better or worse) to stay with you for years to come. This is one of those. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Bride and Groom Exchange Vows in Wrestling Ring
Most people get hitched in fairly conventional settings, but not this couple. No, no. Instead, this bride and groom tied the knot in a full-sized wrestling ring.
The Glorious Reign of ‘COPS’ on Fox May Be Coming to an End
For the past 25 years, 'Cops' has been bringing us the stories of police officers as they encounter shirtless drunks, belligerent prostitutes and clueless thieves. It's one of the longest-running shows on television and remains an intensely guilty pleasure, but its upcoming season, which starts next month, may be its last, according to The Wall Street Journal.
Half of All Airline Pilots Admit to Falling Asleep While Flying
Let's face it, we've all come pretty close to nodding off at work. However, there are certain professions -- say, airline pilot -- where taking a quick snooze just isn't acceptable.
Is Beer Drinking on the Decline?
As far as we're concerned, beer is a staple like water or bread. But the recession has hit everyone hard and even beer drinkers are now cutting back on their favorite beverage. Say it ain't so!
New Study — The Closer You Live to a Bar, the More You Drink
According to a new study out of Finland that certainly spells bad news for our livers, the closer that someone lives to a bar, the greater the chance of them becoming a heavy drinker.