Donald Deane has held a variety of jobs, including college English teacher, newspaper reporter/editor, internet project manager, dishwasher and dogcatcher. He now writes exclusively and has contributed to AOL TV and Moviefone among others.
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Watch these Thieves on Motorcycles ‘Smash and Grab’ a Jewelry Store in London Mall
In a scene that looks like it was taken straight out of an action movie, six black-clad men recently rode into a north London mall on motorcycles and helped themselves to a fortune in jewelry. Where's James Bond when you need him?
Verbally-Abusive Man Cuts Off Tongue to Win Back Estranged Wife
In one of the nuttiest attempts at reconciliation we've ever seen, a 32-year-old verbally-abusive man from India sliced off his own tongue to win back his estranged wife. If cutting off a body part doesn't say "I'm sorry," we don't know what does.
Dude Inserts Himself into the Whipped Cream Bikini Scene from ‘Varsity Blues’
We've got the scene from 'Varsity Blues' where Ali Larter wears a whipped cream bikini permanently etched into our brains. But somehow, we never noticed Queens-based comedian Avery Monsen's naked cameo before. Suddenly, this scene takes on a whole new level of kinky.
Two Drunk Guys Arrested After Posing in Front of Sheriff’s Helicopter
We've heard of dumb drunken decisions before, but this one -- where two men were arrested after posing in front of a sheriff's helicopter in the middle of a medical emergency -- may just beat all others.
Prepare Yourselves for Armageddon, the Strongest Beer in the World
We enjoy a cold brew as much as the next guy. But Armageddon beer, which is made by Brewmeister Brewery in Scotland and has a massive alcohol content of 65% by volume, might be too much even for us.
Doctors Use Chin Implant to Make Man’s Testicles the Same Size
A man born with lopsided testicles has become the first person ever to have them made more symmetrical with -- get this -- a chin implant. Kinda adds new meaning to the phrase "balls on chin," eh? There's no official word, by the way, on whether the man's nether region now sports a manly cleft.
Two Surfers Take to the Streets of New York on Motorized Surfboards
What's a surfer to do when they're trapped in a concrete jungle like, say, New York City and waves are nowhere in sight? These two gnarly dudes come up with the only reasonable alternative -- motorized surfboards.
Softcore Star of ‘Emmanuelle’ Sylvia Kristel Dies
Actress Sylvia Kristel, who's best known for her role in the 1974 erotic French film 'Emmanuelle,' died of cancer in the Netherlands on Wednesday. She was 60-years-old.
Watch This Wannabe Ninja Slice and Dice Defenseless Water Bottles
In this mesmerizing clip, chubby wannabe ninja Will Keith combines his scary love of blades with an irrational hatred of water bottles. The result is almost three minutes of intense bottle-slicing carnage and mayhem.
Dog Tricks Man into Thinking His Home Was Being Robbed
Dogs are supposed to be man's best friend, but sometimes they can be a real pain in the neck. As proof, check out this story of a Utah man who was tricked by his pooch into thinking his home was being robbed.
Watch This Bored Hunter Rip Open a Can of Beer With His Teeth
Let's face it -- nothing goes better with guns than alcohol. It's not surprising, then, that this dude decides to chug a cold one during a lull while hunting. What is surprising is that he uses nothing but his teeth. Good thing he's got beer to dull the pain.
Would You Buy a Coffee Maker for $11K?
Like many people, we depend upon coffee to start our day. In fact, we're so hopelessly addicted to the beloved bean that we might consider buying this amazing coffee maker made by former Apple and NASA engineers. There's just one problem -- it's so pricey that we probably wouldn't be able to afford coffee anymore.
Check Out the Official Song of the 2012 NHL Lockout
The 2012 NHL lockout is only about a week underway, but singer/songwriter Vicki Shae of Winnipeg-based radio station QX 104 already has a song ready to mend the broken hearts of fans everywhere. And it's a nifty parody of Taylor Swift's 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' to boot. Nothing lessens the sting of a painful labor dispute more than a heartfelt breakup tune, right?
Emma Watson is Named the Celeb Most Likely to Give You a Virus
Security software company McAfee, Inc. released its annual report today of the celebrities most likely to give you a virus. And, no, Lindsay Lohan wasn't at the top of the list. Instead, it was Emma Watson of 'Harry Potter' fame. But she seems so innocent. Oh, computer virus. Noted.
Watch These Hot Twins Stretch Each Other
BodBot.com claims to be a web- and mobile-based personal trainer and strength coach that promotes good health. But this video of hot twins stretching each other puts us in the mind of a completely different sort of workout.
Do You Suffer from a Gaming Addiction?
We've spent our fair share of bleary-eyed nights in front of computers and gaming consoles. But it never once occurred to us that we might, you know, have a problem. And yet, according to the American Psychiatric Association, this could be a sign of a serious addiction.
Are the 2012 London Olympics the Gayest Ever?
We've always thought the Olympics were immune to political or social leanings. But when Cyd Zeigler and Jim Buzinski, the founders of Outsports.com, argue that the 2012 London Olympics are "the gayest ever," they don't mean there's a record number of homosexual athletes participating.
Awesome Dad Modifies Son’s Lightning McQueen Toy Car
Five-year-old Evan loves 'Cars' so much that he literally wore out the wheels on his Lightning McQueen Power Wheel toy car. So, his dad Sean, an employee at the aftermarket tuning company FFTEC Motorsports, rebuilt the ride from the ground up, even adding a zippy 500 watt electric motor that's capable of outputting .66 horsepower.
Hooters Updates Its Image to Attract Female Customers
Hooters, the restaurant best known for bodacious waitresses who flaunt their womanly assets, is undergoing a makeover that includes a new menu, updated decor and an attempt to attract patrons who normally wouldn't be caught dead in the "breastaurant" -- women.
‘Droidfriend’ Parody Makes a Justin Bieber Song Semi-Tolerable
While the music of Justin Bieber will never, ever make our playlist, this parody, which is entitled 'Droidfriend,' just might. It's 'Star Wars'-themed, you see, so that makes it okay. We hope.