Danny Gallagher is a freelance writer, reporter, humorist and all around nice guy living in Texas who is a regular contributor to TheFW and has also contributed features, essays and stories to Maxim, GameTrailers, Aol, TruTV's "Dumb As a Blog," Cracked, Mental Floss, CBS' "Mancave Daily and Spike. He also likes puppies and cookies. He can be found on the web at www.dannygallagher.net and on Twitter @thisisdannyg.
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Coco’s Butt Scan Makes Us Jealous of an Ultrasound Machine
Rumors have long circulated about Coco Austin's notoriously big buttocks like the lingering stench of a taco fart. Now, Mrs. Ice-T has finally cleared the air. The model and better half of the rapper and 'Law & Order: SVU' star appeared on an episode of 'The Doctors' to finally put those suspicions to rest.
Apparently, Ultimate Tazer Ball is Really a Thing Now
Sports may have their place in society now, but eventually the crowd will grow tired of extra padding and helmets, and want more. Ultimate Tazer Ball hopes to fill that void with some almost lethal goodness.
CBS Sports Anchor Suffers From a Very Loose Stool
Sunday's showdown between Xavier and Dayton might have been a buzzer-beater but the talk of the game was CBS Sports reporter James Bates' loose stool. No, this won't jeopardize CBS' sponsorship deal with the Depends people.
‘Wrestlefest’ Now Available For iPhone and iPad
Back in the day, one of the biggest staples of the mall and movie theater arcades was the face smashing, button masher 'Wrestlefest.'. Now it's back on the iPhone and the iPad.
THQ has revived the classic square circle pixel-fest that not only includes some of the biggest and brightest names from World Wrestling Entertainment's not-so-humble beginnings but also their newest superstars...
Why Does This Vodka Cost $3,000 Per Bottle?
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Elit by Stolichnaya has been trying to up their vodka game with high-priced, high-class brands that have gone through more cold-filtration and aging than a cryogenics lab. Their new "Pristine" brand - priced at $3,000 a bottle - should come with a heavenly light shining on it at all times.
The Coors Light Twins — Still Got It?
Beer commercials became tolerable to football fans with short attention spans when ad men realized that guys like blonds in skimpy clothes with perky breasts. The day our screens gave us a shot of the gorgeous Klimaszewski sisters, the 'Coors Light Twins,' we built an altar to the glory of Madison Avenue for bringing them into our lives.
Porn Store Robber Leaves Some ‘Identifying Evidence’ at Crime Scene
Nothing is more embarrassing for a guy than getting caught buying porn. This guy managed to make such an event even more personally humiliating.
Smurfed Up! Dad Shows Porn Instead of ‘The Smurfs’ to Kids at Birthday Party
A child's birthday party in Utah has given area therapists a reason to offer group rates for years to come after the party-goers got a glimpse of a very blue movie.
The Xappr Gun: My Smartphone’s Boomstick
If you thought your smartphone couldn't suck more time out of your day, think again. Now it has a machine gun attachment, ho ho ho.
Will ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Perform at the Next Super Bowl?
Super Bowl halftime shows are running out of big names to capture the attention of fans. Two comedians are suggesting a weird choice for next year's Super Bowl halftime show.
Scott Baio Plans to Write Book About Every Starlet He Made ‘Sit on It’
Scott Baio's laundry list of former flings and romantic entanglements is one of the most impressive in all of Hollywood-dom. Now he's pulling the list out of the mothballs and publishing it for the world to read.
Courtney Stodden Shoots Racy Ad For That Annoying Credit Score Company
It seems that professional fame hound Courtney Stodden couldn't sink any lower in her never ending quest for your attention. However, it turns out our depth finder just didn't reach that low.
‘Gotham City Impostors’ Makes Fighting Like Batman Fun, Even in Hockey Pads [REVIEW]
The 'Batman' franchise has officially become a gaming juggernaut thanks to the groundbreaking immersion gameplay of 'Batman: Arkham Asylum' and 'Arkham City.'
Mustache Film Fest To Be Held in Maine
These furry lip covers have been seen on the big screen since the dawn of film, but they've never gotten what they are truly due to the world of cinema ...until now.
Katharine McPhee — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
The new NBC show 'Smash's' key demographic (music loving women and people revolting against 'Glee') and their very patient male partners shouldn't have any problem recognizing the show's underdog star -- Katharine McPhee. She first popped up on our TV during the fifth season of 'American Idol' and quickly became one of the show's breakout stars.
Watch This Racer Takes Wife on a 185 MPH Ride
A Daytona Prototype racer took someone special along with him for a ride: his wife.
‘Walk of Shame Shuttle’ Gives Students a Ride After Their, Uh, ‘Ride’
A University of Michigan student has come up with a rather novel way of making a quick buck off of student who have a quick, uh, one night stand.
What’s It Like To Roll Over in a Cobra at 130 MPH? Find Out. [VIDEO]
Every hardcore gearhead loves seeing a classic beauty break the sound barrier, but seeing one crash can really break a guy's heart.
New Jersey Lifts (and Separates) Taxes on Breast Implants
New Jersey's governor just gave a serious nip and tuck to the tax laws concerning cosmetic surgery for citizens of the Garden State.
John Madden Might Own The Greatest ‘Man Cave’ Ever [PICTURE]
It takes more than just a sharp mind, an iconic voice and an encyclopedic knowledge of football to bring the 'Madden' football video games to life.