Danny Gallagher is a freelance writer, reporter, humorist and all around nice guy living in Texas who is a regular contributor to TheFW and has also contributed features, essays and stories to Maxim, GameTrailers, Aol, TruTV's "Dumb As a Blog," Cracked, Mental Floss, CBS' "Mancave Daily and Spike. He also likes puppies and cookies. He can be found on the web at www.dannygallagher.net and on Twitter @thisisdannyg.
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World’s Largest NES Controller Can Turn Video Games Into Actual Exercise
The Liverpool Street Station in England served as the official premiere of the world's largest working Nintendo Entertainment System controller, a feat confirmed by the Guinness Book of World Records.
Off Road Race Leads to Scary Motorbike Crash [VIDEO]
We've seen massive pileups of super cars that could make the most unenthusiastic gearhead weep. We've seen pileups on the straightaway at Texas Motor Speedway that could make us question the existence of a just and loving God. Nothing, however, will prepare you for the sheer carnage that you're about to witness.
Sega’s Newest Video Game Console is…a Urinal?!? [VIDEO]
Sega hasn't had a hand in the video game console wars since the awful Dreamcast. Their latest contribution will have players whizzing all over it again -- literally this time.
Here Is The Oddest Police Report You’ll Read All Week
Evansville, Indiana has become the epicenter of one of the biggest mysteries in the country -- a hole filled with porn.
Texas Pastor ‘Sexperiment’ Turns House of God Into House of ‘Oh God Yes’
A church in North Texas has become a hotbed of divine sensuality - literally.
Binge Drinking Is at an All-Time High, But You Don’t Care, Because You’re Drunk
Americans are a notoriously heavy drinkers and now science says that we're the drunkest we've ever been.
Want To See What Disney Characters Would Look Like When Drawn By a Horny Guy? [PICTURES]
Artist J. Scott Campbell has a new calendar of hot fantasy honeys who can make any guy feel happily ever after (in their Magic Kingdom area).
Short Film Successful In Getting Men to Ignore a Mercedes-Benz [VIDEO]
A new film for Mercedes-Benz by director Alex Prager features one of their hottest cars and one of the Netherlands' hottest fashion models.
Guy Wears ‘Incredible Hulk’ Mask During Robbery [PICTURE]
Police in New York are looking for the man behind an "Incredible Hulk" mask who robbed a bank at gunpoint.
This Monkey Has No Idea How To Treat a Lady [PICTURE]
A visitor at an African animal sanctuary caught a snapshot of a monkey trying to catch a peek on one of his keepers.
How Does ‘Batman: Arkham City Lockdown’ App Compare to Console Counterparts? — [REVIEW]
'Batman: Arkham Asylum' and the equally impressive sequel 'Arkham City,' have vaulted the Caped Crusader to a force more powerful in gaming circles than the man in black himself.
Did You Know Delicious Tacos Are at The Center Of a Majority of Crimes?
Tacos might be a delicious treat after a night of drinking but they can wreak havoc on more than just your lower intestine. They might land you in jail.
Watch CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Make a Creepy Offer to the Huntsman Girls [VIDEO]
CNN's Wolf Blitzer had a rather awkward exchange with John Huntsman's extremely cute daughters, Liddy, Mary Anne and Abby, on 'The Situation Room.'
Hockey Player Injured By a Delicious Breakfast
The Los Angeles Kings' new left wing Dustin Penner hasn't enjoyed very stellar start -- he's not only had a hard time scoring goals, but he's also found an interesting way to land on the injured list.
Tia Carrere of ‘Wayne’s World’ — Still Got It? [POLL]
Tia Carrere made first made us go 'schwing' as Cassandra in 'Wayne's World' but what has she been doing since the 90's? Plenty.
These Hot Stop Motion Girls Might Never Stop Dancing [VIDEO]
Last month, we found a video of two extremely hot women stripping and dancing in slow motion and we implored the heavens to let them dance forever. It turns out that someone up there really likes us. Not just likes us, but like, 'Tim Tebow-level likes us.'
Microsoft Co-Founder Paul Allen Shooting For New Aviation Heights [PHOTO]
Billionaires spending their couch change on civilian space travel is nothing new, but Paul Allen's latest plans for galaxy travel could break some serious world records.
Secret Underground Garage is the Path To Gearhead Heaven
G.F. Williams Photography got a sneak peek at an undisclosed collector's uber-cool garage that resembles some kind of spy-cave where a well-dressed secret agent keeps a stockpile of his sleekest rides.
Mamma Mia! Nintendo Gives Fan a Free 3DS for Dressing Like Mario for a Month [VIDEO]
A Nintendo fan earned himself a free 3DS player just for vowing to dress as the world's most famous plumber for a full month.
Fan Caught Breaking Into Wrigley Field to Steal Some Outfield Ivy
Officials at Wrigley Field in Chicago caught the guy who broke into the stadium just to steal some ivy off of the field's famous outfield wall.