Danny Gallagher is a freelance writer, reporter, humorist and all around nice guy living in Texas who is a regular contributor to TheFW and has also contributed features, essays and stories to Maxim, GameTrailers, Aol, TruTV's "Dumb As a Blog," Cracked, Mental Floss, CBS' "Mancave Daily and Spike. He also likes puppies and cookies. He can be found on the web at www.dannygallagher.net and on Twitter @thisisdannyg.
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Porsche Owner Finds His Stolen Ride 23 Years Later
Michael Toole of Las Vegas, Nevada lost his beloved 1976 Porsche 930 Turbo when it was stolen outside of a gym. Now he's found it and he wants it back.
Can You Guess the Absurd Amount of Money This Guy Spent on a Fake Sword?
What's dumber than a gamer paying $16,000 for the right to use a sword in a video game? How about if the game is free-to-play?
Man Shoots Himself at Hospital to Get More Painkillers
A Billings, Montana hospital denied a patient's demand for prescription painkillers, so the patient did the only logical thing -- he shot himself in the ankle.
Maria Menounos’ Hot Bikini Photo Tweet Ruined By Unwelcome Guests [PICTURE]
'Extra' correspondent Maria Menounos tweeted a picture of her bikini clad body. Sounds magical, but, it would have been a much hotter pic if her parents weren't involved.
Rolls Royce Releases ‘Year of the Dragon’ Phantom Exclusively in China
Rolls-Royce has long been the car of choice for people who want to show the world that they are filthy rich. How do you say filthy rich in Chinese?
Guess Which Expensive Car Can’t Handle Speed Bumps? [VIDEO]
The Bugatti Veyron might be the most sought after car for gearheads across the globe but even this modern marvel of machinery has a major flaw that literally brings it to a grinding halt.
‘Boob Wiggler’ Should Have Topped 2011’s Greatest World Record Setters [VIDEO]
2011 was a great year for the folks at RecordSetter, and we're not just talking about Rachel Sklar, the woman who broke the "boob wiggle" record.
Chevy to Unleash New Turbocharged Subcompact at Detroit Auto Show [PICTURES]
After a promising month for the once lumbering car giant, Chevrolet will roll out what's sure to be another milestone: a turbocharged subcompact that can hit the coveted 40 miles per gallon mark.
Runaway Golf Cart at Cowboys Stadium Makes Best Tackle Of the Day [VIDEO]
A Cowboys Stadium sideline cart made a break for it this past Saturday and plowed into a group of people on the field following a Texas 5A Division II game.
MMA Fighter Undefeated Even Though He Only Has One Hand [VIDEO]
Undefeated fighter Nick Newell is one of MMA's rising stars and it's not just for his impressive 6-0 professional record. Newell was born without a left hand and forearm.
You’re Not Truly Wealthy Until You Can Afford This Patio That Turns Into a Pool [VIDEO]
A swimming pool in the backyard means you make good money. A swimming pool hidden underground in your backyard means you're probably stinking rich.
‘Humble Indie Bundle’ Raises Money for Charity By Slashing Video Game Prices [VIDEO]
The fourth edition of the 'Humble Indie Bundle' offers a bunch of hit indie video games all for a great cause.
We Hope This Stop Motion Video of Hot Girls Dancing Never Ends [VIDEO]
A video from Kaloopy Media features two hot women dancing in stop motion.
Which Junk Foods May Actually Help With Your Workout?
In a recent article, Mens' Fitness says that some of the sugariest and carb-laden treats may be more than just a nutritional break for workout addicts. They might actually help with your workout.
Lori Loughlin of ‘Full House’ — Still Got It? [POLL]
The cute brunette from ABC's most memorable "TGIF" lineup might not have gone on to have the biggest career compared to some of the other names on the show, but this primetime beauty has certainly aged much better than, say, a Dave Coulier.
Cheerleading Coach Fired Because of Her Part-Time Hooters Job
A high school cheerleading coach in Florida claims she lost her job after a parent told her bosses that she also worked at Hooters.
‘Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’ Wins Most Played Game Award For 2011
TV has the Nielsens. Movies have the box office. Music has the Billboards. Video games have Raptr, the official video game rankings, and they just awarded 'Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' with the honor of being the Most Played Game of 2011.
Water Powered Jetpack Launches to the Top of Our Xmas Wish List [VIDEO]
If you're thinking of buying us something for the holidays, just to show your appreciation for how awesome we make your lives, here's a perfect idea: a water powered jetpack.
MAD Magazine Picks the 20 Dumbest Events from 2011 [PICTURES]
2011 wasn't the best year for our sanity and no one knows that better than The Usual Gang of Idiots at Mad Magazine.
Do You Have What it Takes to Complete the ‘Batman Workout?’
You can never be as awesome as Batman, but at least you can be as fit as him.