Danny Gallagher is a freelance writer, reporter, humorist and all around nice guy living in Texas who is a regular contributor to TheFW and has also contributed features, essays and stories to Maxim, GameTrailers, Aol, TruTV's "Dumb As a Blog," Cracked, Mental Floss, CBS' "Mancave Daily and Spike. He also likes puppies and cookies. He can be found on the web at www.dannygallagher.net and on Twitter @thisisdannyg.
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‘Miss Venezuela’ Aida Yespica — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Aida Yespica, a former Miss Venezuela, seems to have no problem letting the world, and her 3-year-old son, see her in a 'thong tha-thong, thong, thong!' How is that song still catchy today? We ask you, how!
Apparently the Original ‘Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’ Was Very Obscene [VIDEO]
The original version of the Rankin/Bass classic Christmas special, 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,' was apparently a little raw for early TV censors.
Honda NSX Will Be Unveiled at Detroit Auto Show in 2012
Gearheads have been chomping at the bit to see Honda's news super sports concept car and they just may get their chance at next year's Detroit Auto Show.
Chevy’s Volt Could Actually Catch on Fire
Chevrolet hedged all of its bets on the Volt, the first electric car in their fleet, on becoming a hot commodity. Now it looks like they might have gotten their wish.
Maybach Cars To Cease Production in 2013
The extra decadent Maybach luxury cars will cease to be by the end of 2013.
Naked Drunk Falls Off Roof of Moving Vehicle [VIDEO]
This is the reason why the iPhone now comes with HD recording capabilities. A clearly intoxicated, and thankfully for him, unidentified New York City man gave some late night party-goers a striptease they'll never forget.
Take a Look Inside the Mercedes-Benz ‘Air Force One’ on Wheels [PICTURES]
Mercedes-Benz's newest van might look like the typical average family vehicle, but the interior is being described as the "Air Force One" of vans.
Corvettes Drag Race Each Other Right Off The Road [VIDEO]
An innocent bystander with an iPhone and an awesome judge of driver character caught two Chevy Corvette drivers drag racing on Thanksgiving. We're reserving our comments about people who use their cell phones to film other drivers, while they are driving, for another day.
The Force is Strong with ‘Star Wars’ Pin-Up Calendar Girls [PICTURES]
A new 'Star Wars' inspired pin-up calendar will help you make the jump to lightspeed...in your pants.
Could Prisons Soon Be Guarded by Robots?
South Korea is hoping to become the first country to hire robots to help guard their prison populations.
Necklaces So Large You Don’t Notice Cleavage — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Men may not know much about jewelry, but what we do know is that anything that distracts our attention away from the awesome accessories that God already gave women (aka boobs) is overstated and unnecessary.
Playboy’s Rainy Day Jordan Brightens Our Day with a ‘Quickie’ [INTERVIEW]
The women that appear in the pages of Playboy seem like incredibly intimidating creatures to men. Even the coolest of characters usually stutters more than Foghorn Leghorn being tasered when talking with one of the Playmates.
Florida Woman Arrested for Using Tire Sealant as “Butt Booster”
Plastic surgery is out of control and people will do anything for a cheap fix. If you don't believe us, allow us explain the story of a Florida woman who tried to give another woman more "junk in her trunk" by using products that probably came from her actual trunk.
Crushed Ferrari Made Into a Gorgeous Coffee Table [PICTURES]
What does a person do with the giant hunk of twisted metal that used to be an expensive sports car? If you've got a modicum of carpentry skills, you can turn it into a coffee table.
Gorgeous Half-Naked Women Teach Us About Rugby [VIDEO]
Even the dumbest of men can understand complex topics when they are taught the way God intended: using extremely hot women.
Pin-Up Girls are Really Hot for Ron Paul [PICTURES]
The race for the GOP presidential nomination is heating up and now it official got a whole lot hotter (and no, for once, it doesn't have anything to do with Herman Cain's extracurricular activities).
Generator Helps Craft Perfect Insults Using YouTube Comments
The comments that appear under YouTube videos might seem like the random ramblings of a coked-up kindergartner, but it takes a good chunk of time and care to craft the perfect expression of disapproval.
Woman Vandalizes Ex-Boyfriend’s House Then Blogs About It
There are so many ways to get in touch with an ex-boyfriend. Toni Jo Silvey decided to try them all, on the same day, over and over again.
Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder Adds New Rear Wheel Drive Feature
The Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder, the smallest car in the company's fleet, could soon be the envy of drifters everywhere.
This Massive 1-Gallon Flask Can Quench Any Thirst
Nothing announces your manliness to the universe more than taking a big ol' swig of your favorite adult beverage from a pocket flask. This gargantuan flask, however, will make you the envy of every drunk in the world and probably will place you on some police watch list.