Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Yutz Bank Robber Nabbed After Googling ‘How to Rob a Bank’
Well, here's something Google can't help you do.
Congrats to the Troubled Soul Who Just Got His 28th DWI
This guy *may* have a drinking problem.
Gross #PortaPottyChallenge Is Bacteria-Filled Fun for All
Be thankful you can't smell this.
Porn Star Sponsors Soccer Team Because Sex and Sports Are One
Wonder if this team will be playing with blue balls.
People Reveal the Worst Thing They’ve Done and We’re All Awful
We all strive to be good people, but we all fall short, to some degree.
#WhyImStillSingleIn4Words Is a Deep Dive Into Our Wretched Selves
Be honest -- the reason you haven't found your soulmate is because you've got issues.
Watch a Man Dressed As a Coke Bottle Rob a Restaurant
Police sure are thirsty to find this guy.
Woman Has Affair With Son-in-Law, Then Things Get Really Weird
If this doesn't sound like a Lifetime movie, we don't know what does.
Fool Busted for DUI While Wearing the Most Appropriate Shirt
A man arrested for drunk driving was certainly dressed for the occasion.
Speeding Dad Tells Cops He Was in a Hurry to Poo
When you gotta go, you gotta go fast.
Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPH
This guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It’s a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
Dad Bag Fanny Pack Can Turn Any Guy Into a Chubby Papa
Introducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.
Man Wins $10.5 Million, Plans to Blow It on Women, Alcohol and Gambling
Someone get this guy a financial adviser, stat.
45 Men Dressed As ‘Magnum, P.I.’ Booted From Detroit Tigers Game
Life shouldn't always imitate art.
It’s No Lie — ‘Fake News’ Get-Up Is Halloween’s Hot Costume
This is real. We promise.
Famished Buffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer’s Plate
High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.
These Terrifying Clown Pranks Will Scare the ‘It’ Out of You
Scared of clowns? This isn't going to help.
Deranged Woman Puts Poop on Husband’s Toothbrush
Maybe their vows should've said "'Til breath do you 'part."