Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Road Rage Incident Ends With Driver Spray Painting What on a Truck?
Sounds like someone is in line for a stiff punishment.
#IfCellphonesDidntExist Proves Life Would Be Wildly Different
Cell phones. They're as much a part of our lives as the selfies we use them to take.
People Had a Craptastic Reaction to Denny’s New Poop Mascot
Denny's new mascot is turning almost as many heads as it is stomachs.
This Beer-Dispensing Chair Is Reason to Never Get Up Ever Again
This isn't so much cool as it is ice cold.
#GetOutOfJuryDutyIn4Words and Be Home By Lunch
Jury duty. The scariest thing that can happen to a person this side of a visit to the DMV.
These Are the Ages Men and Women Are the Most Boring
You may think you're the life of the party, but you may actually be the death of it.
Funeral Home to Serve Liquor Because Booze Is a Mourner’s Best Friend
Drinks are on the house, err, the home.
Tinder Date Ends When Dog Is Stolen From Home Woman Was Housesitting
As far as bad Tinder dates go, this one is tough to top.
German School Builds Fence to Keep Prostitutes Out
In America, we're talking about a wall. In Germany, they're all about a fence.
Mom Snorts Cocaine off iPhone on Parent Pickup Line
She did lines, while in line.
Moron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald’s Ran Out of Ice Cream
There was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.
Leg Cramps Aren’t Usually Gross. These Aren’t Ordinary Leg Cramps, Though.
It's like something out of 'Alien.'
Millennials Are Spending Enough on Bachelor Parties to Bankrupt Themselves
Saying goodbye to the single life costs a pretty penny.
Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean It
Talk about making a clean getaway.
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."
Parents Discover 28-Year-Old Son Isn’t Theirs Because He’s Too Good Looking
He's definitely not a chip off the old block.
Little Leaguer Hits Monster Home Run That May Have Landed on the Moon
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the next Aaron Judge.
This Man Got Busted Having Sex With a Donkey
This guy wanted a piece of ass.
Low-Maintenance Girl Is Just Waaaay Too Chill
You say you don't want to date a girl who's high maintenance? Be careful what you wish for.
Guy Torments Fiancee on Vacation With Same Horrible Joke Over and Over and…
Got enough lame jokes?