Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Cops Stopping Drug Smuggler’s Plane Is a Real-Life ‘Die Hard’
We hear the phrase "war on drugs" a lot, but we don't usually see it. That's too bad because it's incredibly entertaining.
Grandma Drinks Up Like a Rock Star on Spring Break
A lot of seniors hit the beach for spring break, but not a lot of *seniors* are there.
Drunk Student Gets Extension From World’s Most Laid-Back Teacher
You can bet this professor is a student favorite.
Watermelon With 20,000 Volts Explodes Like a Beast
Wanna watch a watermelon explode? Of course you do.
What the…? Men Busted Stealing 100,000 Diapers
This stinks.
Rambunctious Kids Ruin Dad’s Very Serious TV Interview
It is so tough to separate your home life from your professional one.
Sicko Nabbed Having Sex With a Fence, Here Come the Jokes
It must be pervert season.
Sad Study Reveals Americans Are Having Sex Less and Less
Here's some news that will bring no one any pleasure.
New Smart Condom Will Let You Know How You’re Doing in the Sack, If You’re Into That Sort of Thing
"Was it good for you?" has never been a more loaded question.
Cop Sprayed With 1,000 Pounds of Beer When Truck Overturns
This isn't what they mean by "bottle necking" on the road.
You Know What Ruins a Marriage Proposal? Vomit.
If you spew chunks right after popping the question, maybe marriage isn't for you.
Distraught Student Blames Breakup for Failing to Do Her Homework
"My dog ate my homework" is just so passe.
Pizza Hut Now Lets You Order With Your Shoes
Here's great news for anyone to lazy to get out of their chair to get food.
Someone Made Mayonnaise Pea Pizza and Can You Hold Our Hair Back, Please?
You mayo or mayo not believe this, so peas let us explain, first.
Fed-Up Man Quits Job in Rather Bizarre Toilet Paper Letter
This fella is ready to a-ply for different work.
Ferocious Alligator Swoops In and Steals Boy’s Catch Off His Fishing Line
You know, there's a reason people are afraid of alligators.
Swedish Politician Wants Paid Sex Breaks. In Related News, Sweden Rocks.
Busy at work? How about gettin' busy at work?
Insane Kung Fu Master Lives To Be Kicked in the ‘Nads
You've gotta have quite a set of cajones to pull this off.
Man Grades Ex-Girlfriend’s Letter of Apology, Puts It Full Blast on Twitter
Love hurts. Almost as much as getting an "F."