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Obiwan Kenobi Involved in Hit-and-Run Accident
If you're sensing a disturbance in the force, you may be picking up on Roseville, California. That's where Obiwan Kenobi was arrested for fleeing (possibly to Tatooine) the scene of a five-car pileup.
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Man Accused of Having Sex With Horse — But Not How You’re Thinking
A 20-year-old man in Pennsylvania was arrested on burglary charges after he allegedly broke into a barn after in the early hours of the morning. What was he doing there? Having sex with a horse, of course.
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Give This Bullet Bottle Opener A Shot
You're an American man (or woman) wanting to exercise his (or her) right to bear arms. But, you're just too lazy to go through the whole license/ permit process. Well, Cool Material has found the easy way to look bad-ass without all the red tape: the Bullet Bottle Opener.
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Stephen Colbert Wrote A Children’s Book (And So Can You!)
"The sad thing is, I like it." Having locked in that back-handed blurb/blessing from Maurice Sendak himself in a hilarious interview on his Comedy Central show in Jan. 2012, Stephen Colbert was already on his way to becoming a popular children's book author. Now, he's even closer with the scheduled May 8th release of "I Am A Pole (And So Can You!)."
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Urinal Splash Guard Aims to Keep Your Shoes Pee Free
Though nowhere near as fun as making music with your pee — there now exists a urinal splash guard.
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Is Driving with a Full Bladder More Dangerous Than Driving Drunk?
If you like to keep up to date with the latest research in peeing, well, urine luck. We've got news. According to an award-winning study, having to really pee can be a worse impairment than drinking while driving.
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Men Think Women Who Wear Red Will Have Sex on First Date
Chock this up to our simple minds: Guys apparently believe chicks wear red because they are looking to score.
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Britney Spears is Going To Be In an Erotic Novel
Apparently Britney & Kevin: Chaotic (hilariously listed on IMDb as a TV mini-series - move over, 'Roots!') was not the only entertainment by-product of the Britney Spears and Kevin Federline union: his aunt has now written an erotic novel based on their brief marriage.
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Missing Herd of Frozen Cows May Get Blown Up
Here is some bad moos, um, news. A missing herd of cows were discovered frozen solid near Conundrum Creek in an old ranger cabin near Aspen, Colorado.
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Swan Caretaker Killed By, Yup, You Guessed It
Remember in the movie 'Black Swan' when Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis? This story has nothing to do with that. We just wanted to think about that scene again. It's also the only way to brighten up this awful story about a swan caretaker that was attacked by... yep, swans — and drowned.