Yovanna Ventura — Babe of the Day
Hanging with this babe might get you eaten alive and that's not some kind of clever slang for cool sex stuff. Like, you could actually be devoured.
Josephine Skriver — Babe of the Day
What we have here is a babe that's so hot, you won't know how to de-Skriver.
Abigail Ratchford — Babe of the Day
She's famous for being a smoking hot internet babe that doesn't mind wearing little to no clothing, so please enjoy these pictures of this smoking hot internet hot babe wearing little to no clothing.
Juliana Provenzano — Babe of the Day
Her last name sounds like some kind of fancy cheese and her pictures make us cheese ear to ear. I think that means we're legally married in Wisconsin.
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Bethany Moore — Babe of the Day
Warning: This post is guaranteed to leave you wanting Moore.
Tess Alexander — Babe of the Day
It's appropriate that she's from down under, because her pics make us have strange feelings "down under," if you catch our drift. *winks obnoxiously
Caitlyn Paterson — Babe of the Day
We'll never get enough of the Beautiful Australian Bikini Model genre. They are to Instagram what Marvel movies are to theaters.
Viv Li — Babe of the Day
We've never been able to describe this level of unbelievable hotness in just two syllables prior to this very moment.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Joy Corrigan — Babe of the Day
Man, do we want to make a stupid "Joy" pun right now, but we won't. That would be beneath us, and you.
Denise Schaefer — Babe of the Day
She's really good at not wearing a bra, which is a skill we appreciate.
Luiza Freyesleben — Babe of the Day
It's pretty fitting that the word "yes" appears in the middle of her last name. We're guessing she hears that word a lot, and not due to people pronouncing her last name.
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
Lauren Loretta — Babe of the Day
She's got two first name and two first class... well, you can see for yourself.
Jena Frumes — Babe of the Day
This babe is so sexy it almost seems unfair to everyone else. She's on, like, a level of sexy unattainable by most mortals. Luckily, it would appear she doesn't mind sharing said sexiness.
Shané Van Der Westhuizen — Babe of the Day
Her last name is long, but not as long as the list of gross stuff we'd do to get with a babe of this caliber.
Kara Del Toro — Babe of the Day
Toro! Toro! Olé!
Jessica Ashley — Babe of the Day
Over a million people on Instagram see this beautiful babe on the reg. Trust us when we say that you want to be one of those people.
Elaine K Ratner — Babe of the Day
She may be recently married, but you don't have to buy the cow to look at the milk on Instagram. I think we messed that up, but you smell what we're cooking.