Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt — Steal His Style
Joseph Gordon-Levitt somehow manages to make jeans look dressy, and we can all learn a thing or two from a dude who gets away with not wearing a suit.
Seriously: This Dancing Toothbrush Demon Man is Terrifying, Right?
Am I the only person who finds this to be extremely menacing? Just me? Cool.
Not Gay? Perfect, Read This Immediately — The Fairer Sex Files
If Google analytics are correct, then you, dear reader, are a straight male, like Macklemore here. I dare you to read this anyway.
John and Yoko Hold Their First ‘Bed-In for Peace’ — Today in History
It's a cold, rainy day in New York today; just in time to re-enact John and Yoko's stunt on its anniversary.
Beatles First Album ‘Please Please Me’ is Released in 1963 — Today in History
It was the panty-drop, girl-shriek heard round the world, when on March 22, 1963, the Beatles released their first album in the UK, on Parlophone Records.
How to Get a Date With Olivia Wilde, Maybe
While I don't pretend to have all the answers about how to nab a beautiful babe, this guy seems to have a pretty good strategy.
The Impeccably Sloppy Ryan Gosling — Steal His Style
Look, we won't tell anyone you read this, but if every chick loves this dude, maybe you should be paying closer attention?
I’m Not Scared of Anything Normal, I’m Only Scared of Mr. Bean — The Fairer Sex Files
Most people are scared of normal things like dying, or being trampled by a pack of wild elephants. If you ask me, both of those things seem fine...and mostly inevitable, given my life trajectory thus far. My greatest fear? You're looking at him.
The Iraq War Begins in 2003 — Today in History
Every generation has a few moments in history which are pivotal enough that we will never forget where we were when they happened. For many of us, the declaration of war on Iraq is one of those moments, and today is the tenth anniversary of that world-changing day.
‘Weekend at Bernie’s II’ — Different Than We Remember
If you haven't revisited 'Weekend at Bernie's II' as an adult, cancel your plans and rent this movie tonight. Trust me.
Lena Dunham’s Playboy Interview — Five Things Men Can Learn
However you feel about HBO's 'Girls,' there's no denying that women love it. When women love something as much as they love Lena Dunham's show, it usually means we should be listening closely to what's being said.
Below are just a few of the many pearls of wisdom to be found in Lena's Playboy interview; take note, fellas...
Dear Dudes: Why Do You Love When I Ignore You? — The Fairer Sex Files
I have a really bad habit of making eye contact with people in public. Sometimes it's people I think are attractive, but other times it's because I decide it's a fun idea to take a "covert" picture of the terrifying man on the subway in full face paint on a day that is distinctly not Halloween. Either way, it usually doesn't end well.
Go Here: The Spam Museum in Minnesota
A visit to their website will tell you that "few experiences in life are as meaningful and meaty-filled as those you’ll have at the magnificent SPAM Museum." Such a grandiose claim is enough to pique our interest.
Woman Claims She Has the World’s Strongest Vagina, and We Believe Her Now
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” - Betty White
Exhausted the Dating Pool in Your Area? Try Prison!
We know how it is -- no matter how big a city you live in, there comes a point where you recognize all the faces in the bar. Good news: There's a new way to meet new people, and there's little chance of them disappearing, since they can't even leave their cells.
Caution: Disney Princess YouTube Rabbit Hole Ahead
Like lots of people, when I can't sleep I sometimes end up in a YouTube rabbit hole of weirdness. Lots of times I default to my usual: pimple popping videos, weight loss before-and-after montages with terrible soundtracks, and video responses to political news from people who should have their lips glued together permanently. Once in a while though, I like to branch out and try to find a new rabbi
Go Here: Slip ‘N Slide Off a Cliff in Utah
Honestly, all 265 acres of Hyrum State Park in Cache County, UT is worth a visit. If you're looking for adventure though, you'll pack a tarp and head to the dam.
Erikka Innes Smells Like Nerd Spirit [INTERVIEW]
Funny girl Erikka Innes is as cute as she is nerdy. Her highly-anticipated stand-up special 'Smells Like Nerd Spirit' was released yesterday, and we're officially in love.
AFTERNOON BULLETIN: Google Image Searching ‘Pizza Box’ is Fun
It all started this morning, when I sent a link to our Managing Editor Chris with the above picture of the best pizza box of all time. Chris suggested that I find more funny pizza boxes, and I scoffed. Then I googled.
Go Here: ‘Thrill of the Chase’ Multi-Million Dollar Treasure Hunt in New Mexico
There are a lot of really boring millionaires, but we've found an awesome one. You know we can tell? Because he made us a treasure hunt.