Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
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What I Learned in My Week Without a Smartphone — The Fairer Sex Files
There are times in my life (for instance, when in the presence of Andrew W.K.) where I am unspeakably grateful to have a tool in my pocket to document my increasingly-ridiculous life. A couple of weeks ago, I found myself phone-less in the Big Apple for almost an entire week. Things got really weird.
Watch This Hilarious Mashup of ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Argo’
We're big fans of the video mashup, especially when it combines two things that should never, ever be combined: Like Kevin McCallister and the Iranian hostage crisis, for example.
Go Here: Santos Party House
When it's time to party, you should probably party hard, correct? Well there's no better place to do it than in a club co-owned by the master of partying, Andrew W.K.
Playboy’s Miss March Ashley Doris Tells Us About Her Love of Jump Ropes and Cockatoos [INTERVIEW]
Ashley Doris is pretty busy these days; she's Playboy's Miss March after all, and her issue is currently on newsstands. Lucky for us she's not only beautiful, hilarious and smart as a whip -- she's also pretty good at time management. She carved out some time to talk to us last week, and we're officially in love.
Go Here: Space Shuttle Enterprise Exhibit in NY
Calling all space dweebs astronomy enthusiasts: It's not often that you get to see a space shuttle, let alone one with as much history as the Enterprise. For a very short time, you can see it in New York, so get to steppin.
Go Here: The Kentucky Bourbon Trail Tour
If you're a Bourbon fan, you already know that Kentucky is your friend, but traveling the Kentucky Bourbon Trail opens up 200 years of distillery history that will make your love of the awesome brown liquid even deeper. Plus you'll be able to wax historical with your neighborhood barman.
Go Here: The Profanity Houses in New Jersey
Here's what you should do: Take NJ Rt 517 in Allamuchy past the rural farmland fields, and turn off at the 18th century church's graveyard onto a pot-hole filled asphalt backroad. The road will becomes gravel and then dirt, as farmland stretches out on your right, and a mountain rises out of the forest on your left...
I Think Guy Fieri Might Be The Answer to World Peace — The Fairer Sex Files
There's so much in the way of world peace that it can sometimes feel like we'll never get there. As humans, we all have opinions and desires that clash with those of others, and our fierce defense of those things often leads to un-bridgeable gaps that divide us, creating conflict. I think I have found one thing we can all agree on, though: Guy Fieri is a hilarious douche.
Go Here: Psych Fest in Austin
Not all music festivals are created equal; I once accidentally ended up at a hippie festival in Vermont where everyone was silently dancing with headphones on so as not to disturb the peaceful woods. Austin Psych Fest, on the other hand, is very very loud. It's awesome.
Learning to Play the Drums on a Budget
Musical education is an important part of become a well-rounded man. See how well-rounded this man is?
Guide to Dating #47 — Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Breath Mints For Valentines Day Like Brad Pitt Did
Listen, I had plenty of pictures of the actual Brad and Angelina, but here is something you have to know, if we're going to be friends: I will always, always choose a photo of wax museum statues.
Why You Should Buy a Motorcycle This Spring
Life feeling a little stale these days? Winter got you down? Maybe you're asking yourself, should I buy a motorcycle? The answer is yes.
MJ Gines — Babe of the Day
MJ's last name is pronounced like our favorite beer, Guinness; she might just be our favorite babe this week.
Go Here: Pony Swim and Penning Carnival in Assateague
Despite what the Rolling Stones might have you believe, wild horses could definitely drag you away. Take a trip to Assateague and find out for yourself.
Please Don’t Tell Me About the ‘Crazy’ Dream You Had Last Night — The Fairer Sex Files
So I broke it off with someone I really liked a lot three days ago, and then immediately got the flu. I don't want to talk about it, leave me alone. I mean, Happy Valentine's Day! Let me tell you about the weird dream I had last night!
Go Here: Roden Crater in AZ
Since 1972, artist James Turrell has been transforming Roden Crater in Arizona’s Painted Desert into a huge piece of art.
Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas For Babes, From a Babe
Alright dudes, you have one more shopping weekend to not screw this up. Let's talk.
Noël Kristi Wells — Celeb Crush
This girl is beautiful, smart and hilarious -- especially when she does her spot-on impression of Zooey Deschanel using the internet.
Robyn — Celeb Crush
Call your girlfriend, it's time you had the talk. She will never be as awesome as this weird Swedish dancing alien nymph who somehow pulls off a blonde bowl cut, and it's not fair for you to know that and continue this charade.
Go Here: US Space and Rocket Center in Alabama
I don't care how this makes me sound, it's just honest: I hated every kid I ever knew who got to go to space camp. It was based on nothing more than raw, seething jealousy.