Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Go Here: American Visionary Museum in Baltimore
This museum dedicated to self-taught artists is not your typical stuffy art museum -- I guarantee you won't be bored.
Santa Teaches Us That Being on the Naughty List is Kinda Nice
In other (fictional) news today, the real Santa Claus got a lap dance this week at Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan, and we were on the scene to capture the exciting night of Holiday cheer.
Bury Us at Funeraria López, The Sexiest Funeral Home Ever
We have some questions for this Mexican funeral home. Go on, watch. We'll wait.
TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Plainfield, NJ
Occupation: Loss prevention specialist at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Likes: Anything pink, unicorns, walks on the beach, manicures.
Dislikes: Sandals, barefoot walks on the beach, pedicures.
His Motto: “The socks stay ON...
Go Here: Skunk Ape Research HQ in Florida
If you're on a quest for Big Foot, head on down to the Florida Everglades and you'll be in good company.
Why Doesn’t Eggnog Make Us Sick?
This popular holiday drink is traditionally made by combining raw eggs, rum and dairy and leaving it all in the fridge for up to six weeks. We basically drink our weight in the stuff every December -- how on earth have we managed to avoid being sick all this time?
Binder Clip Benny — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Venice Beach, CA
Occupation: Assistant Manager at Staples
Hobbies: Collecting human gasps.
Skills: Stretching everything to it's absolute limit.
His Motto: “Binder? I hardly know her!"
Go Here: Ventriloquist Museum in Kentucky
Sleeping is overrated, right? Just checking, because I'm probably never going to sleep ever again.
Pinky TuskaOhDear — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Cotton candy factory, after hours.
Alexis Fraser — Celeb Crush
This Chicago native stole our hearts with her drum painting video. Also, she's a babe.
Go Here: World’s Largest Ball of Twine in Kansas
Cawker City, Kansas may not be a thriving metropolis, but they've got one claim to fame: The city boasts the World's Largest Ball of Twine, and it grows bigger every day. What? I'm confused too, but I love their dedication.
Marry Me Melissa — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Charm School.
Burgers With a Side of Safe Sex — Best Combo Meal Ever?
There are only so many ways to make a hamburger new and unique, and there are even less ways that taste good (for example, pizza burgers are disgusting). If you're a burger joint who wants to stand out, sometimes your ad campaign is your best bet, but this Australian company is feeling the flame-broiled heat, because they didn't play it "safe."
Rihanna — Celeb Crush
Why today? Because today, she became a badass on Twitter, and badasses make us crush hard.
Go Here: Unclaimed Baggage Center in Alabama
Remember that suitcase you checked on your return flight from god-knows-where that never showed up on the carousel? I found it for you-- it's in Alabama, and they're selling it, along with the unclaimed luggage of thousands of other people. Don't worry, they threw out the dirty underwear you shoved in the ripped lining so the TSA wouldn't see it.
Go Here: Calf’s Pen, Lake George
While all 27 miles of New York's Lake George is unbelievably beautfiul, this spot offers beauty and adventure -- especially for cliff jumpers.
Have Yourself a Sexy Little Christmas — The [Fairer Se]X Files
We're past that old stigma about vibrators, aren't we fellas? I'm asking you, mostly. Us dames have pretty much always been fans.
Vicky Pattinson — Celeb Crush
Now, let's put this out there right away: this UK lass is kind of out of her mind. However, she's also really entertaining.
Bumpy Brad — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: His local 24-hour fitness center.
Go Here: Detroit, Michigan
If you listen to the news, Detroit is a city that has fallen. What they won't tell you much about is how exciting it is to be in a city whose residents are picking it back up, piece by piece.