Cancel the Benefit Concert — Twinkies Have Been Saved!
In November, the nation went into panic mood when word spread that Hostess was about to go giant, bloated-with-sugar belly up.
Jeremy Taylor
Jeremy has been an Internet based writer for the past seven years.
Dog Drives Car, Kills A Man
Wouldn't it be great if dogs could drive cars? If nothing else, man's best friend could make for a really loyal designated driver.
Actually, maybe it's not such a good idea. Just ask James Campbell. Oh wait, you can't ask him because he's dead, run over by a van driven by a boxer bulldog.
Teoing? Website Selling Fake Facebook Girlfriends
Thanks to Notre Dame star Manti Te'o, fake girlfriends are all the rage. OK, fine, they're not and never will be, but they are certainly in the news.
Zoo Chimp Has Become Hopelessly Addicted to Adult Films
If you're on the wrong side of 30 like some of us, you'll remember that there was a time when it was relatively hard to get your hands on adult material. These days? It's so easy a monkey could do it. Er, a chimp.
What is ‘Kaepernicking’? It’s a Thing Now
Last season Tim Tebow lead his team on a surprise run to the playoffs, sparking a Tebowing craze. Earlier this season it was rookie QB Robert Griffin III who had Washington Redskins fans Griffining all over social media.
New Electronic Fork Will Nag You Into Eating Properly
Nobody likes a nag, but then again, nobody likes it when their stomach is so round that they've run out of holes on their belt.
Trail Of Cheetos Leads Police To Robber
It was 2:30 AM Sunday morning and Austin Lee Westfall Presler wanted to keep the party going, but the South Carolina man had run out of supplies. What's a party animal to do? Bust down the front door of the local convenience store, which was closed, and take what you need, that's what. Apparently.
Man Reported Missing by Mom but He Was Just Having a Lot of New Year’s Sex
Dale Rowlinson-Bates was living the New Year's dream: He had found himself a nice lady, and was starting 2013 with a long series of bangs. Unfortunately, it all ended with a visit from police, but not because the 20-year-old from England did anything terribly wrong -- he just forgot to call his mom.
Worst Jewel Thieves Ever Tunnel Into KFC By Mistake
Peter Welsh and Dwayne Doolan really wanted to steal some jewels on New Year's Eve. So the Australians first threw spark plugs at the windows of Wrights Classique Jewellers in Queensland in hopes that would break them in. When that didn't work, they tried to barge in through the back door -- only to find themselves in the neighboring Animal Welfare League.
Subway Sandwich Artist Flips Out On Customer Who Demands Ketchup
Most Subway sandwich shops don't have ketchup. While it may seem weird that a fast food chain would ignore such a popular condiment, when you consider Subway doesn't offer burgers or fries it makes more sense.