Jeremy has been an Internet based writer for the past seven years.
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Comedian to Travel Across US Using Only Bacon As Currency
If there is one thing we've learned from the internet, it's that everybody loves bacon. (Well, everybody who is religiously permitted to savor the cured meat.)
Man Accidentally Shoots off Penis and Testicle
"Wow, my gun is really dirty, I should to clean it in my lap, while it's loaded." - This guy.
Arkansas’ Shame Continues With Fan’s Horrifying Musical Tribute
On Saturday the Arkansas Razorback embarrassed themselves, their state and the entire SEC by somehow losing to lightly regarded Louisiana-Monroe.
Woman Keeps Getting Naked at Ice Park
Usually when people wanna see some exposed skin, they satisfy their craving by heading to a nude beach to rudely leer from behind sunglasses, or they visit their favorite porn site, weepy and alone in their basement on Saturday night. (Both hypotheticals, of course.) A nude beach and the internet are two places where you'd be surprised if you didn't run into a naked person.
BREAKING NEWS: Marisa Miller Eats Naked
It goes without saying that swimsuit model Marisa Miller has an impressive figure. However, the 33-year-old's perfect curves don't come without effort and Miller recently shared some dieting tips with Women's Health. The first of these suggestions was attention grabbing to say the least.
New Old Spice ‘Muscle Music’ Commercial is Hilariously Amazing
From Bruce Campbell to Isaiah Mustafa to, now, Terry Crews, Old Spice has had some pretty great commercials the last few years. But their latest effort is next-level type awesome.
Man Calls 911 Looking For Nookie
While it may feel like it is, the lack of a sexual partner is not technically an "emergency."
Sarah Palin Lookalike Will Be Among Plethora Of Strippers At GOP Convention
Sarah Palin won't be a onstage this week at the Republican convention in Tampa, Florida. But, hurricane permitting, convention goers will have the opportunity to get an up close look at the former Vice Presidential candidate's naked doppelganger, porn star Lisa Ann.
Billionaire Gives $20,000 Tip For Directions
It can be pretty stressful when a stranger asks you for directions. Suddenly this person you don't know is putting their future in your hands by requesting you immediately and accurately reference the map in your brain.
But before you tell the next lost person who approaches you that you're "actually not from around here," consider this: The stranger with a poor sense of direction could
Woman Gets Sexually Aroused By Popping Balloons
Elle, a Denver-based dominatrix, is quite uprfront about her sexual attraction to the helium-filled party supplies.
Christopher Walken Takes You Through Super Mario World Like Only He Can
After appearing in just about every other movie between 1990 and 2005, Christopher Walken has been quiet lately. So what's the 69-year-old been up to? Apparently he's been playing old school video games, like Super Mario World.
Ron Swanson Loses Mustache For Good Cause
Fans of 'Parks & Recreation' know that Ron Swanson has shaved off his mustache. But what seemed like a tragedy at the time may end up benefiting pediatric cancer patients.
This YouTube Love Serenade Is Painfully Awkward
"Everything I do, I do it for you," sings Bryan Adams in his notoriously sappy smash hit of the same name.
YouTube user THASSLEHOFF seconds that emotion, choosing the Robin Hood movie theme to serenade a fair maiden named Emily.
THASSLEHOFF preempted the inevitable criticism of his thin, tuneless voice by conceding in the video's description he "can't sing very well...
Man Arrested For DUI — On a Bulldozer
When you see a man driving around on a bulldozer at 2 AM, chances are he's up to no good.
‘Lazy Sexual’ Takes on the Monotony of Relationship Sex
Sometimes sex can become a bit of a chore. Shocking, we know.
Olivia Munn Lends Her Breasts To Fake Movie Trailer
What if all the breasts you held dear suddenly disappeared? That's the premise of this horrifying fake trailer, starring geeky provocateur Olivia Munn.
Jean-Claude Van Damme Brags Of Showing Kylie Minogue His ‘Thailand’
Generally, we wouldn't waste a lot of space on a story about a celebrity revealing he slept with another celebrity in 1994. But when one of the names is Jean-Claude Van Damme it's worth hearing more because the man famous for his fighting also has quite a way with words.
Bears Break Into Cabin, Drink Over 100 Beers
For teenagers, a popular rite of passage is going up to a buddy's summer cabin and seeing how much beer they can drink. Apparently bears like to do this too, as a Norwegian family learned the hard way.
Coach Kicks Hot Coeds Out Of Stadium During Football Practice
There is little more brutal in a free society than football practice in August. The Tigers of the University of Missouri were going through that horror show when, on the horizon, appeared two coeds, tan and lithe.
The shapely ladies were running the steps of Faurot Field. Or were they just visions? Pleasant thoughts that dance about the brain right before it shuts down with heat stroke?
Vietnamese Airline Fined For In-Flight Bikini Show
The flight from Ho Chi Minh City to Nha Trang only takes about an hour. That's not nearly long enough for a movie, but the folks at VietJetAir were able to come up with a far superior way to keep their passengers entertained.