Jeremy has been an Internet based writer for the past seven years.
Jeremy Taylor
Naked Man Ties Himself To a Tree In Hopes Of Getting Sex
Alan Petrusson wanted sex, but instead of begging like the rest of us, he tied himself naked and blindfolded to a tree in a park in Ramsey, Minnesota and waited for the sex to come to him. Brilliant. Why didn't we think of that?!?
Topless New Yorker Schools People On Nudity Laws
Last week we brought you the sad tale of Barbara Lafleur who was ostracized and then arrested in Ballston, NY because she decided to go to the lumber yard wearing only her birthday suit. Well it turns out Lafluer could have satisfied her exhibitionist urges without attracting the attention of the fuzz if only she had strategically covered up key parts of her bottom half. We know this thanks to Moi
Old Man With Chainsaw Demonstrates Proper Way to Open a Beer Bottle
There are all sorts of ways to open a bottle of beer if you don't have a proper opener -- Lighters, silverware, belt buckles, your teeth, your friend's teeth etc. These days, the cool kids are actually using iPad chargers to gain access to their bottled brews.
Woman Arrested After Naked Stroll Through Lumber Store
Let's say you're at your local lumber yard, buying wood for some sort of home improvement project. You're feeling like quite a man, because you're about to do some work with your hands. In walks a woman, completely nude. Bonus, right? Maybe not so much.
Awkward Pause Makes For Hilarious Wedding Video
It's not appropriate to wear white to a wedding. It's also not appropriate to mention erections.
Man Sets Record After Fist Pumping For 17 Hours
For most of its history, the fist pump was limited to one or maybe two thrusts, usually after some sort of athletic or sexual achievement. Then came 'Jersey Shore,' which not only taught the world that there was a colony of Oompa Loompas living in the Garden State, but that given the correctly lit environment, the fist pump could keep going and going.
Coaches Brawl During Lingerie Football All-Star Game
It would seem the attraction of the Lingerie Football League is more the lingerie than the football. That's certainly what grabbed our attention.
Megan Fox Wants to Sell You a Butt Massage Chair
The Sharper Image has long been the go-to spot for must-have items like electronic tie racks and rechargeable nose hair clippers. Since men are more likely to buy their gadgets, the company signed a new pitchwoman who'll appeal to their target demo.
Watch Kobayashi Drink an Ungodly Amount of Coffee
The folks at Eight O'Clock Coffee have a rigorous process for maintaining quality control. Central to it is a "cupping" room, in which testers sip their java and then spit it out like one does during a wine tasting.
Levi Johnston To Name His Daughter After A Gun
When it comes to baby names, Alaskans are like celebrities in that they tend to go the offbeat route.
And by Alaskans we mean members of Sarah Palin's extended clan, which are the only Alaskans we know. (So sorry, rest of Alaska.)
Levi Johnston counts as a member of Palin's extended clan, on the strength of having once knocked up the former governor's daughter, Bristol...
Brooklyn Wants To Ban Hooters — No, The Restaurant Chain
There are more than four hundred and sixty Hooters spread out all over the United States. This suggests that a love of cheap beer and wings served by busty young women is an important part of our national character. And yes, this makes us proud to be an American.
‘Ferris Bueller’s Next Day Off?’ — Valet Caught Joy Riding on Hidden Camera
In a case of life imitating 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off,' a man who runs a parking lot in Florida was caught on hidden camera joyriding in a convertible sports car which had been left in his care.
Kate Upton ‘Cat Daddy Dance’ – Sexiest YouTube Videos Ever
Photographer Terry Richardson is known for getting young actresses and models to do very sexy things in front of the camera. Kate Upton is known for doing very sexy things for the camera on her own. When the two got together for an episode of Terry TV, we expected something very steamy. We = not disappointed.
Guy Pulls Epically Messed Up Prank On His Girlfriend
The benefits to having a girlfriend are well-documented. But here's one advantage that doesn't get discussed as often as it should. When you have a significant other, you always have someone you can prank when they are most vulnerable...
Ghost Girl From ‘The Ring’ Throws Out Creepiest First Pitch Ever
Ceremonial first pitches can be quite entertaining, especially if the luminary selected to do the honors doesn't have enough arm to complete the toss. But just about the last word one would associate with the tradition is "creepy."
Bar Refaeli Does a Swimsuit Shoot Without The Swimsuit
Bar Refaeli was modeling some swimwear for Elle Spain when she decided her best clothing option might be no clothing at all. Forward thinking is ALWAYS welcome.
Watch This Newborn Baby Flip Dad The Bird
Every parent vividly remembers the birth of their child. Just in case, and for the benefit of those not in the delivery room, many parents record the early moments for prosperity and Facebook. Mostly for Facebook.
Was Seal Caught ‘Checking His Mic’ On ‘The Voice’ Australia?
International recording superstar Seal is a judge on the Australian version of the 'The Voice." Apparently his method for showing approval when a contestant has a particularly good performance is quite different than what you see from Adam Levine, Blake Sheldon and the rest on the American judges...
‘Party Like a Pornstar’ With Ben Burgess’ New Mixtape
There are consequences to partying like a pornstar. Pulled muscles and then weeks of stress and anxiety whenever you might feel something tingle down there, for example. But Ben Burgess focuses on the more positive aspects of such revelry in his song 'Party Like a Pornstar...