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Joe Student
Would You Eat a Sushi Burrito at a MLB Ballpark?
The San Francisco Giants are selling sushi burritos — a concoction of tuna, rice and avocado swaddled inside a seaweed wrap — at AT&T Park this year. The team calls the item the 'SF Giants Roll,' but it's really a burrito made of/with sushi. Yo...
2013 NBA Playoffs Recap: Spurs Complete Sweep Of Grizzlies, 93-86, Advance To NBA Finals
Tony Parker scored 37 points, and the San Antonio Spurs beat the Memphis Grizzlies, 93-86, on Monday night to sweep the best-of-seven Western Conference Finals in four games and advance to the NBA Finals. The Spurs broke out to a 10-point lead after one quarter and were able to hold off the Grizzlies in Memphis thanks to Parker's spectacular game...
Emily Ratajkowski — Celeb Crush
Even though she's just 21 years old, Emily Ratajkowski could write a book about how to effortlessly transform yourself from an anonymous beauty into a budding supermodel. The London-born Ratajkowski has gone from an unknown face in ads for Forever 21 and Nordstrom to appearing in major magazines and music videos...
Report: The NFL Is Investigating Jay-Z
Jay-Z may have something big he'd like to brush off his shoulder: an NFL investigation. TMZ reported that the NFL is looking into whether or not rap mogul-turned-sports agent Jay-Z had improper involvement in recruiting former West Virginia quarterback Geno Smith to his Roc Nation Sports agency...
A Lifetime MLB Pass Is The Best Father’s Day Gift You Can’t Buy
The Major League Baseball Lifetime Pass is a little-known perk rarely handed out to MLB players, personnel and fans. Much like its name would suggest, the gold-plated pass grants the person to whom it is issued a lifetime of access to any MLB stadium...
Driver Ana Beatriz Got A Marriage Proposal Before The Indy 500, Said She’d Decide After The Race
Brazilian Indy car driver Ana Beatriz was not among the favorites to win Sunday's Indy 500, but she may wind up with the day's most interesting story. Prior to the start of the 97th running of the legendary race, Beatriz's boyfriend Daniel Sousa dropped to a knee on pit road and proposed to the driver...
Will Smith & DJ Jazzy Jeff Sing ‘Fresh Prince’ Theme While Alfonso Ribeiro Does Carlton Dance
British TV scored a major coup over the weekend. While promoting his latest movie "After Earth" with his co-star son, Jaden Smith, on 'The Graham Norton Show' on BBC One, Will Smith was reunited with DJ Jazzy Jeff to do the theme from the 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air...
Which Indy 500 Driver Would Give Up Sex For a Year To Win The Race?
Known as the "Greatest Spectacle in Racing," the Indianapolis 500 is the most prestigious open wheel race in America. The 97th running of the Indy 500 is happening on Sunday afternoon, as 33 drivers are attempting to race into history. However, only one of them said he is willing to give up sex for an entire year to come away with the win...
Tristin Huntamer — Babe of the Day
Tristin Huntamer is a 26 year-old model from Colorado Springs, Colo. When she's not modeling lingerie, swimwear or fashion, Tristin blogs about hockey and hosts 'Crashing The Net' — an online hockey show for SportsRantz TV. Unlike most American sports fans, Tristin knows the difference between a regular hat trick and a Gordie Howe hat trick...
Check Out These Beers You ‘Must Drink’ Before You Die
There are things you must accomplish in your life. While making a million dollars, winning a Super Bowl ring and banging a Playboy Playmate may be out of your reach, you can still achieve some impressive goals: like dressing like a grown-up, grilling your own dinner and drinking some of the best beers in the world.
What’s Derek Jeter’s Fake Name When He Goes to Starbucks?
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter is a big celebrity in Manhattan — apparently a big enough star that he doesn't use his real name when ordering a specialty drink at Starbucks.
The New York Post reported on Thursday that the injured Yankees captain was spotted coming out of a Greenwich Village Starbucks holding a cup with the name 'Philip' written on it...
NFL May Make Pro Bowl More Like A Game Show
America loves football, but no one loves the Pro Bowl.
University Lost Money Selling Beer To College Kids
The Big 10 athletic conference is filled with schools like Ohio State, Michigan and Michigan State — massive public universities with excellent reputations both on and off the football field. Then there's Minnesota, a BIG 10 school that hasn't won a conference title in football since 1967 and somehow lost money while selling beer to college students at TCF Bank Stadium in 2012...
Did Aroldis Chapman Blow a Save Because He Ate 18 Pastries Before the Game?
Cincinnati Reds relief pitcher Aroldis Chapman blew a save when he allowed back-to-back home runs on Sunday, as the Reds' 2-1 lead turned into a 3-2 Phillies' win on a walk-off homer by Freddy Galvis. The normally reliable Chapman has a strong arm capable of throwing the ball well over 100 mph, but he topped out at 95 mph on Sunday. Why?
Exhibit Features MLB Parks Built From Legos
The Louisville Slugger Museum and Factory in Louisville, Ky. recently opened its 'Big Leagues, Little Bricks' exhibition. The installation features the work of several artists who have built LEGO replicas of Miller Park, Wrigley Field, Marlins Park, Yankee Stadium and PNC Park...
Canadian Singer Flubs U.S. National Anthem at Junior Hockey Game
Oh, Canada, indeed! Canadian singer Alexis Normand forgot the words of “The Star-Spangled Banner” prior to the Memorial Cup junior hockey championships on Saturday in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. As the Halifax Mooseheads and Portland Winterhawks nervously waited for the opening face-off, Normand sang her way into infamy...
2013 NBA Playoffs — Conference Finals Preview
The Indiana Pacers defeated the New York Knicks in the sixth game of their NBA Eastern Conference semifinal series on Saturday to join the Miami Heat, Memphis Grizzlies and San Antonio Spurs in the NBA's conference finals. Here's a preview of what to expect as these four teams each attempt to advance to the NBA Finals:
The Rock As Marvel Hero Luke Cage? It Could Happen.
Wrestler turned actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is already a superhero to millions of WWE fans. Marvel may soon make Johnson an official part of its universe. Earlier this week, Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige noted Marvel would consider building a feature film around the action hero...
Charmin Sponsors Hilarious ‘Stop Skidmarks’ Billboard At NASCAR Race
Product placement and sponsorship can be a precarious situation. Companies who spend millions of dollars on a branding campaign can wind up coming across as too pushy or stiff to relate to consumers.
Montana Marks — Babe of the Day
Montana Marks is a 24 year-old model and actress from Furlong, Pa. near Philadelphia. A stunning, brown-haired beauty, Marks has appeared in small roles on MTV’s 'The Seven,' CW’s 'Gossip Girl' and HBO’s 'How to Make It In America.' An...