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2013 NBA Playoffs Recap— Pacers Beat Knicks, 106-99, Advance to Conference Finals
Indiana Pacers 106, New York Knicks 99
Lance Stephenson scored 25 points and pulled down 10 rebounds, and the Indiana Pacers beat the New York Knicks, 106-99, in Indianapolis on Saturday night to win their second-round NBA playoff series in six games...
2013 Preakness Results — Oxbow Wins Preakness Stakes; Orb Finishes Fourth
Oxbow won the 138th running of the Preakness Stakes at Pimlico Race Track in Baltimore on Saturday to capture the second leg of horse racing's Triple Crown. Jockey Gary Stevens rode the 15-1 underdog into the lead early and claimed the win for owner D...
Which Actor Was The More Perfect Casting Decision: Downey’s Iron Man or Bale’s Batman?
'Iron Man 3' still has a firm grip on the box office, grossing $72.5-million in its second week in North American theaters and nearly $1 billion worldwide in the three weeks since its release. While the special effects are certainly a draw, Robert Downey Jr...
The Muscle — Legion of Dudes
Every guy knows that sometimes the night can get a little out of control. As you and your crew make its way from place to place, there will be times when a challenge will present itself. Fights are a rite of passage for most dudes: as you mature, you learn to get into fewer of them...
2013 NBA Playoff Scores: Spurs Beat Warriors, 94-82, Advance To Western Conference Finals
San Antonio Spurs 94, Golden State Warriors 82
Tim Duncan scored 19 points and teammate Kawhi Leonard added 16 points and 10 rebounds, as the San Antonio Spurs beat the Golden State Warriors, 94-82, in Oakland on Thursday night to win the best-of-seven NBA playoff series between the teams, 4-2...
Dick Trickle, NASCAR Driver, Found Dead Of Apparent Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound
Former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle was found dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head on Thursday, Lincoln County (N.C.) police said. The discovery of Trickle's body near the Forest Lawn Cemetery came after the Lincoln County Communications Center had received a call earlier in the day from someone — whom they believe was Trickle — that "there would be a dead body and it wo
Fan Gets Massive Back Tattoo of Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Everyone has someone in their lives who claims to be a big sports fan of a league, team or player. But while a superfan might name his children after his favorite athletes or paint his house in team colors, it takes a special sort of fan to tattoo their entire back in honor of a sports star...
2013 NBA Playoffs Recap — Memphis Grizzlies, Miami Heat Advance to Conference Finals
The Memphis Grizzlies advanced to the finals of the Western Conference, and the Miami Heat moved on to the finals of the Eastern Conference. Here's a recap of Wednesday night's action in the NBA:
Memphis Grizzlies 88, Oklahoma City Thunder 84
Zach Randolph had 28 points and 14 rebounds and Mike Conley scored 13 points and dished out 11 assists, as the Memphis Grizzlies upset the Oklahoma City Thun
2013 NHL Playoffs — Conference Semifinals Preview
With an exciting first round of the 2013 NHL playoffs now complete, eight remaining teams will continue their quest for the Stanley Cup in the conference semifinals beginning this week. Here's a preview of the four NHL playoff series ready to get underway:
All series are best-of-seven...
Possibly Drunk High School Umpire Passes Out On Field, Fights Medics, Gets Tased and Arrested
C'mon, Blue: you're seeing double out there!
Scathing Hipster-Hating ‘Hipster House’ Ad Placed On Craigslist
Someone in Baton Rouge, LA just escalated the war on Hipsters.
Awful Yankees Tattoo Captures Faces of Team Greats All on One Back
The New York Yankees were in Kansas City this past weekend where the Royals were gracious hosts, allowing the Bronx Bombers to sweep them.
Disney Can Turn You Into A Stormtrooper Figurine This Spring
Did you forget to purchase something 'Star Wars' themed for yourself on May the 4th? Worry, you should not; just snag a plane ticket to Disney's Hollywood Studios in Florida for one of their 'Star Wars Weekends' this spring and have yourself turned into a Stormtrooper figurine...
Random Guy Gets Drunk, Declares Himself Eligible For NBA Draft, Gets Response
When most post-college guys get drunk, they make booty calls; others decide to file for the NBA Draft despite never having played college basketball. That's the case of one Hoboken, N.J. resident who graduated from the University of Miami in 2010...
Mike Tyson To Solve Mysteries With Cursing Pigeon In New Adult Swim Cartoon Show
Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has led an interesting life: youngest heavyweight champ of all time, a prison sentence, ear biting in the ring, 'The Hangover' and a reality show in which he raised pigeons. His next step: a new animated series on Adult Swim called 'Mike Tyson Mysteries,' which will feature Tyson solving crimes with a cursing pigeon...
Panic Ensues As Economy Hurts Nevada Brothel Business
Forget about the housing market, the unemployment rate and the price of gas, the lingering effects of the recent global recession has caused the legalized brothel business in Nevada to go limp. According to a New York Daily News report, the Nevada Brothel Association blames the bad economy for slicing the industry in half since 1985...
Manny Ramirez Dressed Up As The Hulk In Taiwan
With his major league career behind him, former Boston Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez is now playing baseball for the EDA Rhinos in Taiwan. As you can imagine, baseball is a little different in other countries. The players aren't quite as skilled, the fans' chant through much of the game and sometimes players dress in Halloween costumes on train trips...
Roddy Piper Will Celebrate The 25th Anniversary Of ‘They Live’ In Philly
Way back in 1988, pro wrestling legend Roddy Piper starred in John Carpenter's sci-fi thriller 'They Live,' a cult classic film which partially inspired the famous Shepard Fairey 'Obey' posters. Yes, long before The Rock, Steve Austin or John Cena transitioned from the wrestling ring to the big screen, 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper was a mullet-wearing action hero who helped save the Los Angeles of the 1980
Chelsey Novak — Babe of the Day
Chelsey Novak is a 20-year-old model from Miami. A pretty blonde, the youthful Novak is fairly new to promotional modeling, but she has done several swimsuit, lingerie and fitness shoots with photographers.
Novak has also done some very interesting bodypaint modeling, including allowing herself to be striped like a tiger while wearing only a thong. Tha...
New Halfliner Scorebook Makes Scoring Baseball Games Easier
Sometimes a long-standing tradition needs a reboot (for instance, TV's first Superman had a beer gut).