Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
Mountain Dew Naming Contest Becomes a ‘Mountain Don’t’
To grab some more of that should-you-really-be-drinking-this market share, the makers of Mountain Dew have come up with a new green apple flavor. To promote this new flavor, they’ve been having an online contest to name it. But, it seems that someone has hijacked DubtheDew, most like…
Would You Eat a Fart if It Was Good for Your Health?
Your inner 12-year-old is about to get a big health boost, because Chinese researchers believe that eating farts could be good for you. Start pulling fingers, because while this seems like 7th Grade lunch table talk, there may be something to it. Besides the smell.
Are Adidas’ New Chain and Shackle ‘Handcuff’ Sneakers Offensive?
Guess what, kids! No longer do you have to serve hard time or get sold into slavery in order to experience the exhilarating yet restrictive feeling of wearing a shackle chained to your ankle. Adidas is now bringing the restraints to you in the form of their new ‘Handcuff’ shoe.
60-Year-Old Woman Ends Up In Jail After a Fight Over Lube
Sometimes, when the hot rod is leaving the garage, you have to grease up the gears a bit to make her purr. Especially if your chosen hot rod is a 60-year-old woman. But, before you get out the lube, make sure you’re both on the same page about what you’re going to use…
That’s Nuts! Woman Arrested For Ripping Man’s Testicles Off
Put down the Rocky Mountain Oysters for a moment, because you don’t want to be eating when you find out what this North Carolina woman was arrested for doing to a (now former) friend of hers. You may also want to think twice about picking those “oysters” b…
Cop Busted For Illegal Body Searches — Wait Until You Read His Name
Shakespeare once posed the question, “What’s in a name?” Apparently, your name can say a lot about you. Take, for example, Milwaukee, WI police officer Michael Vagnini whose badge was recently taken from him for conducting illegal body cavity searches on d…
Lindsay Lohan Owes a Tanning Salon $40K
It turns out that the strange color of Ooompa Loompa orange that Lindsay Lohan’s skin has turned doesn’t happen naturally. It also doesn’t happen for free. Poor orange LiLo is having trouble with the court again, this time over a tanning bill.
Cheating on Your Spouse Will Give You a Heart Attack
Obviously, cheating on your spouse is bad for your relationship, but a new study shows that it can also be pretty bad for your health. You would think the most dangerous possibility is that your wife will find out and beat you with a frying pan, but really, the danger comes before, while you&CloseCu…
Someone Bought the Queen’s Undies for $18,000
We’ll take ‘Stories We Never Thought We’d Post’ for $1,000, Alex. Recently a pair of what are rumored to be Queen Elizabeth’s royal panties went up for auction on eBay. A mystery buyer has now purchased them and become the proud o…
Getting an NBA Player’s Face Carved Into Your Head Will Get You Suspended From School
Kids these days are so mischievous -- always pulling stunts like putting whoopee cushions on the teacher's chair, hiding their little sister's favorite doll and getting the face of their favorite NBA star shaved into the back of their head.
Polar Bear Gets Arrested During Routine Traffic Stop
This seems like your standard traffic stop, in any country. There’s a vehicle pulled over and the closed-circuit camera in the officer’s cruiser starts rolling. But that’s just about where the “routine” part of the stop ends…
You Should Follow This Guy On Twitter, He Accidentally Tweets Porn
Newspaper publishers and their writers have had to adapt to the changing world of media and figure out how to compete on the internet. Apparently Vito Stellino decided “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” and went right for it by tweeting a link t…
Get the App That’ll Destroy Your Perverted Cell Phone Pics
Maybe just once or twice you’ve felt the need to send the kind of photo to someone that would completely humiliate you if anyone else saw it. We admit that it can be fun and exciting with the right person but what happens when that person is no longer the right person? What about …
Psychologist Wants Everyone to Stop Having Make-up Sex
As long as men and women have had relationships, there have been fights and then the inevitable (and enjoyable) make-up sex. Sometimes it’s really the only reason to start a good fight. It’s a tricky business, but make-up sex is usually pretty great, so why would this…
Check Out This Luxurious 258 Square-Foot Bachelor Pad
Yes, it is actually luxurious. When Christian Schallert first showed his mother the apartment he had bought in Barcelona, she wasn’t sure what he had gotten himself into. The apartment, no bigger than a single room in an American house, was tiny, dark and dank. But not for long.
Website Offers Free Travel to Hot Women
Their video says it best. “Are you attractive, but don’t have the money to travel?” How many of us have wrestled with this issue? Well, our prayers our answered (PRAISE TRAVEL JESUS!) because MissTravel.com connects generous male travelers who "ha…
Flying Remote Control Machine Gun? Yes, Please!
There are so many things about this prototype of a weapon of the future for a dude to love. It’s guided by a remote control, has all kinds of moving parts and, when fully operational, will shoot people.
Fighting Illini Reveal Booze Makes You Smarter
This may surprise you, based on some of the decisions you have made while under the influence, but new research says it’s alcohol makes you smarter.
Find a Mate To Repopulate The Planet After the Apocalypse
There is someone for everyone. It’s a cliché for a reason. People with even the strangest of hobbies and interests can usually find someone else to share those hobbies and interests with them. And now, survivalists can join the club of niche dating with their own dating sites.
It May Not Be Beer That’s Giving You That Gut
It’s possible the “beer belly” myth has been busted. A German study shows that your beer gut and your beer drinking may not be related. The bad news is, the beer could be helping you gain weight. The not as bad news is that the weight you’r…