Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
Every Guy Needs This Bottle Opener That Makes Other People Buy Drinks
You know how whenever the check comes Jim is always in the bathroom and how Brian somehow, conveniently, manages to leave his wallet at home every single time you go out? Those days are over. You don’t have to fight over who’s going to get this round, because now this…
Rosie Perez of ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ — Still Got It? [POLL]
That voice. Those lips. The dimples. That teeny, tiny, stacked body with the tail feathers that wouldn’t quit. The Rosie Perez of the 90's made guys want to be better at basketball and girls better at sweet-faced attitude.
10 Horrendous Gifts to Give Her Family for Christmas
You’ve spent the last two months agonizing over what to get your woman for Christmas, and now you’re ready for the big day. Good work. But, if you’re spending the holiday with her family, have you thought of what you’ll get them?
Chicago Strip Club Collects ‘Toys for Ta-Ta’s’ During Holidays
People have long debated whether it’s better to give or receive during the holidays. That debate can now be laid to rest as one Chicago gentleman’s club has decided that their clientele should give and receive.
New ‘Photo Blocking’ Beer Cooler Will Save Your Marriage [VIDEO]
It’s a classic problem -- the more beer you drink, the more likely you are to look ridiculous in a photo and the more likely your friends are going to post that photo online and embarrass you publicly. Thankfully, there is now there is something that can save your pride.
Is Your Woman Faking It To Keep You Faithful?
A new study indicates, once again, that more than half of women have faked an orgasm at some point. It also shows that those women are more likely to be doing so to keep their men from cheating.
Teachers Use Bathroom Pass to Get Naughty at Buffalo Bills Game
Teachers need love too, and with busy school schedules, they may not always be able to find the time. It stands to reason that some teachers would be forced to steal a few moments to have intimate relations wherever they can-- even in the bathroom at a Buffalo Bills game.
What Would ‘Victoria’s Secret’ Models Look Like If They Were Overweight? [PICTURES]
Ever wonder what would your favorite Victoria’s Secret model would look like if she were fat? Yeah, us either. If you're one of the few that has then you're in luck -- it's now technologically possible to plumpen up our favorite females.
Buff Swedish Babes Dominate Arm Wrestling Championships
Fellas, we know how you like a strong woman. We also know how you like a fit, young, Swedish gal so we present the perfect blend -- the 2011 Swedish Women’s Arm Wrestling Team.
Worst ‘Peeping Tom’ Ever Catches Himself on Camera
After discovering a camera hidden in the shower area of a family recreation facility in Texas, police were able to track down the person who installed the device with the help of the person who installed the camera.
Frozen Beer Helps Man Survive Three Days in Alaskan Wilderness
It is now officially acceptable to add cans of beer to your outdoor survival kit, or it should be, after an Alaska man survived three days in a snow drift eating frozen Coors Light.
Lawyer Posts Ad in Craigslist ‘Adult’ Section Looking for ‘Sex-retary’
Even lawyers use Craigslist to advertise job openings. There doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with that. Unless the position involves sexual favors.
Woman in Bikini Freezes On Street Corner to Find Her Missing Dog [VIDEO]
Back in the day, it was best to just put up a few fliers and maybe an ad in the paper if your dog went missing, but times have changed. People figured better ways of getting their cries of “lost dog” heard.
Brilliantly Cheap Boyfriend Builds Girlfriend an iPad
Wei Xinlong, a college student in Changchun, China knew his girlfriend wanted an iPad, and all he wanted to do was make her happy for her birthday. So, Xinlong did what any normal guy couldn't possibly do -- he spent about $125 and built Sun Shasha an iPad.
Could You Be Suffering From ‘Sleep Texting’ Syndrome?
Mom gets a text about putting a necktie on your duck. The guy who sits across from you at work gets a text about a clown made of marshmallows. Your ex-girlfriend gets a text about that one time when you saw Osama Bin Laden at Best Buy playing 'Mario Kart.' All of those texts can now easily…
‘Macho’ Men More Likely To Practice Safe Sex
A new study shows that guys with more testosterone in their systems are more likely to practice safe sex. This finding calls into question the widely held belief that “macho” guys are more excited by risky behavior, but only slightly.
Man Sentenced to 80 Years in Prison for Using Fake $20
In Fort Worth, Texas the only ticket you get when you try to spend tweny fake dollars at the movie theater is a ticket to the slammer. That’s what Charles Cleveland Nowden found out last week.
Book Shows X-Rays of Ridiculous Objects Stuck Inside People [PICTURE]
Your search for the perfect holiday gift is over. A new book, 'Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be,' contains photos of over 100 x-rays of the very strange things people have put inside themselves.
Man Sues Southwest Airlines Claiming They Owe Him 45 Drinks
A frequent flier of Southwest Airlines has filed a lawsuit claiming the airline owes him 45 free alcoholic beverages. He is shaken, stirred and ticked off!
Most Women Are Cool With ‘Friends With Benefits’ Relationships
Guys, check with those women in your life that you consider just pals, because at least a third of a females are fine with a little “friends with benefits” action.