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BBW – 9 Plus Size Models We Love
We dig ladies of all shapes and sizes -- tall, short, skinny, curvy – they’re all gorgeous to us.
Best Backwards Messages In Music History
Do you remember when people flipped out about secret messages encoded in backwards grooves on albums? Hell, do you even remember albums?
Hottest Playboy Girls of 2012
Brooke Hogan — Crush Of The Day
It's Brooke Hogan's birthday is on May 5th, and we think that the Hulkster might hurt us if we don't declare her a Crush of the Day.
Santigold – Crush Of The Day
We first were interested in Santigold because she used to be called Santogold - a name taken from Santo Gold, the protagonist of bizarre 80s Z-movie 'Santo Gold's Blood Circus.' And then she got sued by Santo Gold! Changing her stage name to Santigold seemed to have resolved the issue…
Eva Green of ‘Dark Shadows’ — Crush Of The Day
Whatever misgivings we may have about 'Dark Shadows' aside, Eva Green is by far hot enough to be our Crush of the Day.
It’s Time To Buy A Hovercraft
Really, you've been putting it off for so long now. But you'll be getting your tax refund soon, so why not finally get that hovercraft you've been dreaming of?
New Camera Shows How Many Words A Picture Is Worth
Can't find the words to describe a mind-blowing image? Let the camera print them out for you.
Cobie Smulders – Crush Of The Day
Sure, everybody's walking out of 'The Avengers' talking about Scarly Jo in her leather Black Widow catsuit, but let's give a little love to Cobie Smulders, aka S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Maria Hill.
Emily VanCamp – Crush Of The Day
ABC's 'Revenge' is one of our favorite guilty pleasures on TV right now, so why not crush on star Emily VanCamp?
How To Weaponize Your Office Supplies
Have you ever been in an office situation where you absolutely had to perform violent physical mayhem on someone but didn't have a weapon handy to do it with? Holy coincidence us too! Well, we've got you covered.
Prep For The Zombie Apocalypse With Shooting Targets That Bleed
If you're worried that your murdering skills won't be up to snuff for the zombie apocalypse, invest in some Bleeding Zombie Targets.
Sharin Foo – Crush Of The Day
Let's venture into the world of rock for today's crush, the lissome Sharin Foo of the Raveonettes.
Father’s Day Gift Idea — Sawblade Crossbow With Laser Sight
If your normal crossbows just aren't crazy and dangerous enough anymore, why not kick things up a notch with a laser-guided model that blasts spinning saw blades?
Melyssa Ford – Crush Of The Day
When people compare your body to Jessica Rabbit, you know you've got something going on. Melyssa Ford, better than a cartoon bombshell, is our 'Crush of the Day.'
Emily Blunt – Crush Of The Day
Really, we should have made Emily Blunt the 'Crush of the Day' on 4/20 just for the last name joke, but this will have to do.
Power Rangers Dresses Are Making Us Morph in Our Pants
If an ironic retro T-shirt isn't doing it for you anymore, why not dress your girl up in one of these totally rad 'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' mini-dresses.
Jaime King – Crush Of The Day
It's Jaime King's birthday today, and what better gift could a woman receive than to be named Crush of the Day?
Skipper a Flipper, Shamu, or Jaws With This Insane Seabreacher
Designed by Innespace Productions, the Seabreacher aims to bring the thrill of being a fish to our poor, feeble bodies. It's a watertight craft, outfitted with all the amenities, that you can manuever through the water much more nimbly than a traditional boat.
Taylor Schilling of ‘The Lucky One’- Crush Of The Day
Sometimes you have to get dragged to a Nicholas Sparks movie to keep your lady happy. Thankfully, they have pretty girls in them.