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Lawita Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lawita -- a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who's into 'necking', video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she'll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank call (NSFW). What if they squared off?
Gary Oldman Dramatically Reads R. Kelly’s ‘Soulacoaster’
The golden shower giving Grammy winner R. Kelly released his autobiography titled, 'Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me' back in late June. Jimmy Kimmel got his hands on it and enlisted revered and lauded character actor Gary Oldman to perform a dramatic reading from the book.
Brazilian Soccer Team Requesting Blood From Fans
Sports is serious business - it generates a ton of revenue and fanfare. A team's branding, color scheme or logo is sacred - followers hold it dearly. You mess with it and you're bound to get crucified by legions of diehard loyalists. But a Brazilian soccer team is kicking caution to the wind by tweaking its look to help drive blood donations.
Karolina Wozniak — Babe of the Day
Karolina's a 22-year-old model originally from Warsaw, Poland now living in Miami.
Get Your Buttcrack Boob Shirts While They’re Hot
If you're an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix.
Tonee Walker, the ‘Buxom Bandit,’ Turns Her ‘Accomplices’ In
News of a busty burglar known as the 'Buxom Bandit' first broke July 2nd after a security camera caught the 22 year old blonde brandishing a knife and snatching money from the cashier with her bare hand, all while not wearing a mask. She recently turned herself into authorities, which means we now have a name to put to the funbags - Tonee Walker.
Waikiki Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Waikiki -- a 32-year-old 'squatter' from Italy who's into black skin, pole dancing, and the pineapple position. She's like the real life Marla from Fight Club.
Dark Knight’s Commissioner Gordon Action Figure Is Eerily Real
Fans everywhere are chompin' at the bit to see 'The Dark Knight Rises'. When movie tickets go on "advanced sale" some 6 weeks before its release, the term "highly anticipated" just doesn't do it justice. Fanboys are grabbing any and all merchandise tied to the flick, but even they have do a double take with Commissioner Gordon's action figure.
Chelsea Eaton — Babe of the Day
Chelsea's a 19-year-old model from Iowa Park, Texas who's currently pursuing her nursing degree from Vernon College.
Shipwreck Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Shipwreck -- a 20-year-old 'hussy' from the Windy City who's into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your 'Rise of My Cobra' line, you should expect full 'Retaliation.' Make sure you lose the ensuing fight - she loves being on top.
Jessica Barton — Babe of the Day
Jessica's a 29-year-old model from Orlando, Florida who's done work for Hot Import Nights, the NHRA, and DoubleD Race and Tuning.
New “RoboCop” Reboot Teaser Highlights OmniCorp’s Products
It's been 20 years since we last saw RoboCop shoot up the silver screen. Since then, Detroit has seen the ominous foreshadowing depicted in the action film franchise come to fruition. As the Motor City pulls itself up by the brakes and struts, we get a sneak peek of its homeland hero's return via this teaser from the cyborg's manufacturer, OmniCorp.
Redneck Discovers the Raccoon-Repelling Power of Hannah Montana
Last month, Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus got engaged to 'Hunger Games' actor and Thor's real-life brother Liam Hemsworth. She's built an empire for herself over the past half decade, using her brand to merchandise products like perfume and now apparently "coon repellent."
Vana — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Vana -- a 23-year-old Canadian artist who'd rather go naked than wear fur, and is into teasing. Okay. Nice cape, Vana! You owe us a shower curtain!
Not-So-Armed Robber Gets His Toy Gun Taken Away by His Mommy
It'll be a while before Roy Mitchell can live this one down. The 22-year-old made a pit stop at a gas station convenience store for a bag of Doritos... oh, and everything in the cash register. Too bad he forgot his mom was there, and he was forced to watch her step in, snatch the gun and escort him out, scolding him the entire way.
Robot Soccer Is Way More Watchable Than Euro 2012
The UEFA Euro 2012 is finally over, culminating with a 4-0 win for Spain on Sunday. Team Espana goalkeeper Iker Castillas pitched the shutout thanks to his mind-numbingly hot girlfriend, sideline reporter Sara Carbonero, staying out of his view. There are those who still think the game is difficult to watch due to the excessive flopping and lack of scoring, and if you're part of that group, try th
Lexy Page — Babe of the Day
Lexy's a 21-year-old model from Phoenix, Arizona who comes to us via The Babe Spot.
Heidi Klum Celebrates Fourth of July by Getting Smokin’ Hot for Twitter
While most of us spent the Fourth of July showing off our backstroke in the pool and grillin' burgers and dogs, supermodel and 'Project Runway' host Heidi Klum was laying out on the beach knockin' back some brews. It was then she gave the world our favorite July 4th gift we've ever received: a tweeted photo of her new bikini body.
Stigmata — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Stigmata, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who hates TV and loves books penned by Edgar Allan Poe. Quoth this writer, "Forever MORE!"
Janet Layug — Babe of the Day
Janet is a 23 year old Polish-Filipino model and Hooters Girl from Lakeland, Florida.