Phil Villarreal
‘Mario Kart 7′ is Just Like the Mario Kart Games — But That’s Fine With Us
You’ve got to hand it to Nintendo-- they are king at making the same game over and over again while adoring fans — us included — squeal with delight.
‘Need for Speed: The Run’ — Game Review
If the movies 'Cannonball Run' and 'Death Race 2000' got it on in the back of a Dodge Charger, 'Need for Speed: The Run' would be the spawn they’d battle for custody over nine months later.
Do You Know How To Block a Punch?
The best ways to avoid getting your lights punched out are to run away or cower and beg for mercy, but sometimes physical confrontations are unavoidable.
‘The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword’ is the Only Reason To Still Own the Wii [Game Review]
Mock us if you must, but we’ve always been suckers for running around pretend forests while wearing green skirt-tunics and imagining we’re pointy-eared, boy heroes.
WWE ’12’ — Game Review
Wrestling video games have always been fun enough, but usually because of the imagination wrestling fans brought to them, rather than what was actually available in gameplay. 'WWE ‘12' is out to change all that.
‘Lookbook Cookbook’ Combines Gorgeous Women With Healthy Food
It's remarkable how the presence of pictures of hot women can turn the most mundane activities into the scientific phenomenon known as "BOING!"
‘Assassin’s Creed Revelations’ — Game Review
‘Assassin’s Creed Revelations’ is a game for history buffs, lovers of 16th century Constantinople, conspiracy theorists and anyone who would like to shank Adrian Peterson and Derrick Rose in the streets of 16th century Constantinople.
‘Saints Row: The Third’ — Game Review
'Saints Row: The Third' seems like it was written by a hyperactive 13-year-old with an overactive imagination. That's kind of a compliment.
7 of the Biggest Box Office ‘Turkeys’ Released on Thanksgiving
After you've inhaled your turkey and mashed potatoes, you and your brood might get sick of talking to one another and head out to catch a flick. While Thanksgiving Day is known as a prime movie-opening occasion in Hollywood, the date is also known for the release of a bunch of stinkers.
New App Finds Your Lost Phone and Your Sanity
To be a dude is to lose stuff constantly; your wallet, your keys, your pants if you've had enough to drink and eventually your dignity and sanity.
‘The Elder Scrolls v: Skyrim’ — Game Review
Sometimes video games give user the choice of whether to be a hero or villain who does whatever the hell he wants, and we’ll never understand people who choose the former route. Especially when a game such as ‘The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’ makes it so fun to be bad.
‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3′ — Game Review
Even if ‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3’ was a terrible disappointment that also punched you in the groin every time you loaded the game, you’d have to buy it.
Meet The Dorky Helicopter Of The Future [Video]
While "the electric multicopter" sounds like the sex trick your sister taught us, we assure you there's nothing dirty about it. The device is a perfectly legit, non-sexual piece of machinery that debuted in Germany last month, and looks to be the future of personal aviation.
‘Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception’ — Game Review
We’re angry at 'Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception.' Why does it have to bother us in November, when our trillions-strong to-do list expands into the quadrillions?
Author Says ‘I Am Better Than Your Kids’ and Proves It [REVIEW]
All the book reading we do these days is on a cell phone in the bathroom. But we read Maddox's I Am Better Than Your Kids, an incredibly funny tome in which the author uses blunt hostility to annihilate children's artwork, in its physical form (hardcover!) and in one sitting.