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High School Senior Punished By Mommy After Tebowing at Graduation
When 17-year-old Chuck Shriner crossed the stage to pick up his high school diploma on Saturday, he took a knee and Tebow-ed the principal. The stunt got him a lot of laughs and applause from the parents and students in attendance, but it also got him a day of janitorial duty -- and he left without his diploma.
Marlen Esparza Makes the US Olympic Women’s Boxing Team
Women's boxing will make its debut at this summer's Olympic Games in London, and the US now has its first official team member: 22-year-old Marlen Esparza of Houston, Texas, who secured the spot after beating the snot out of another chick at the women’s world boxing championships in China earlier this week.
Man Tries to Avoid DUI Arrest by Jumping Off a Bridge
Word to the wise: if you're pulled over for your billionth DUI, the best way to prove your sobriety is definitely not to jump off a bridge. You're welcome, glad to help.
Town Votes to Keep Street Named ‘Katie’s Crotch’
Streets are often named after notable people, so one can only imagine how exactly New Portland, Maine residents came up with the name Katie's Crotch Road.
Can You Really Claim a Playboy Subscription as An Expense on Your Taxes?
With tax season upon us, you may be thinking of some "creative" deductions to make your bill a little smaller. But we're hoping they aren't this creative.
Teen Puts His Real Name on a Job Application for the Store He Was Trying to Rob
Proving that the old adage of "only stupid criminals get caught" is true, a would-be robber who was persuaded to apply for a job at the adult video store he was trying to shake down found himself in handcuffs after he ever-so-helpfully put his real name on the application.
Man Arrested for Exposing Fake Genitalia to Women
It's embarrassing enough to be arrested for flashing your junk at unsuspecting passers-by but when the junk you're showing off isn't even yours, that's just a little sad.
Tweet-a-Beer Allows You To Buy Beers For Friends Anywhere
One of the ways Oreo is celebrating its 100th birthday is by letting you send smartphone coupons for cookies to your friends. But why send cookies when you can send a beer?
The Hot New Trend for Guys? ‘Mantyhose’
Back in the 1970s, football great Joe Namath did a television commercial for pantyhose, proving that with enough charisma and swagger, the right guy can sell just about anything. His ad was meant for women -- but a whole new generation of hose and tights are aimed squarely at men.
Man Nabbed with Seven Pounds of Heroin Lollipops
In the old song 'Candy Man,' Sammy Davis Jr. once opined that the aforementioned confectioner "makes everything he bakes satisfying and delicious." What he left out is "... especially if he makes them out of heroin."
LeBron James Has a Pork Donut For You
You've had pork. You've had donuts. Have you ever had a pork donut? If you live in China, you're about to get the chance, courtesy of Dunkin' Donuts -- and NBA star LeBron James?
Want to See Mercedes’ New Invisible Car?
Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's ... an invisible Mercedes. What do you mean you can't look? Oh, right, it's invisible.
British Med Students Are Turning Tricks to Pay Tuition
Ever wanted to get lucky with a hot British medical student? Now's your chance -- but it'll cost you.
New Condoms Let You Brag Online About Using Them
You've probably heard of the social media check-in site Foursquare. All those "I'm the mayor of Burger King!" posts can be annoying, but there's another site whose updates may be far more interesting -- because it lets you report where and when you last had safe sex.
Your Girlfriend Isn’t Fat — But There is a Good Chance You Are
New research shows that if you think your wife or girlfriend is fat, you're probably wrong. Even better? If you think you're not fat, you're probably just as wrong. Research -- what won't it prove or disprove?!?
‘Xena Warrior Princess’ Lucy Lawless Arrested During Greenpeace Protest
We know former 'Xena: Warrior Princess' star Lucy Lawless has still got it, but on Monday morning she lived up to her surname after being arrested protesting aboard an oil-drilling ship docked in her native New Zealand.
Party Like an Astronaut at a Playboy Space Club
Gravity is one of the most feared enemies of human breasts -- but if Playboy has its way, it won't be for long. The iconic men's magazine has joined forces with space tourism company Virgin Galactic to build a Playboy Club in space.
Is ‘Little Horny Man’ Engraving Like Caveman Porn?
Scientists poking around in the Lapa do Santo cave in central-eastern Brazil made a startling and Beavis giggle-inducing discovery: a stick figure of a man with a enormous phallus, which is now believed to be the oldest rock carving ever found in the Americas.
Want to See Where Katy Perry Used To Get Naked?
Not only did Katy Perry wash that man out of her hair, looks like she's washing their apartment out of her blue-dyed locks, too.
Meet the Woman with Record –and Back –Breaking Breasts
Sheyla Hershey, 32, a Brazilian native who now lives in Texas, hold a rather unusual record: with a bra size of 38KKK, she reportedly has the world's largest set of breasts.