Man Pulls a Gun After Neighbor Farts Too Loud
Noisy neighbors are bad enough, but when one passes gas so loudly that you can hear it through your front door, what's someone to do but whip out a gun and go all 'Dirty Harry' on the dude?
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Drunken Florida Man Has Best Mug Shot Ever
Since no one takes a pretty mug shot, why not make it a memorable one? That seems to have been the line of thought for a man from Florida (of course) who channeled Gene Simmons as officers held his head in place to take his booking photo.
British Woman Ditches Breast Enhancement Plans After Winning Beauty Pageant
Brainwashed by media images of even the tiniest girls with cannons so big they're in constant danger of faceplanting into the sidewalk, a lovely British young woman scheduled breast-augmentation surgery -- and then canceled it after winning a beauty contest.
Man With 100-Pound Scrotum Doing Just Fine Thank You
Next time someone calls you "ballsy," you can relish in the compliment -- but just remember there's a guy out there with a 100-pound scrotum who's heard it more than you ever will.
New App Lets You Pretend You’re Bumping Uglies with Your Facebook Friends
Just because you're not actually having sex with someone doesn't mean you can't pretend you are -- and a new Swedish app that promotes safe sex will even mix your voices together so you can hear what it would sound like.
Serial Flasher Claims He’s Trying to Overcome a Phobia
Lots of shrinks say that if you have a fear, the best way to get rid of it is to do exactly what it is you're afraid of -- Unless your fear is public nudity. Probably best not to use immersion therapy on that one.
Loaded Gun Misfires in Guy’s Pants
Having your gun go off accidentally is bad. Shooting yourself is worse. Shooting yourself in the junk? Well, that's just about the worst day ever.
Got a Kid with an Addiction to Naughty Websites? Send Him to ‘Camp’
"Porn camp" may sound like someplace aspiring adult film stars go to learn the trade but for a group of teenaged boys, it's actually a lot less fun -- it's a place to ditch a porn addiction.
Woman Bites Into Squid and Gets a Mouthful of Sperm
If you already think eating calamari -- aka squid -- is disgusting, we're guessing the fact that biting into one could launch a whole mess of squid sperm into your mouth probably won't help any.
Japanese Apartment Complex Caters to Motorcycle Owners
Motorcycle enthusiasts sometimes have a difficult choice: leave their beloved rides out in the elements, or pay to garage them. But Japanese architects may have come up with the perfect solution -- an apartment complex with a compact motorcycle garage in each unit.