Babe of the Day: Khloe Terae
Khloe Terae comes from good ol’ Canada, and sometimes we like to think she’s actually an Eskimo — the hottest Eskimo ever born, forced to leave her tribe behind to seek a life of bikinis and beaches and sunsets and international glamour magazine pictorials.
Why would the tribal elders force her to leave? Good question. It turns out Khloe’s beauty was so overpowering, she had effectively brought productivity in her village to a stop, since all the men (and most of the women) could do nothing but stare longingly at her. They were consumed by Khloe’s terrible but awesome powers, and the tribe had no choice. Twas a dark day indeed, but for the rest of the world, the dawn had finally come.
Anyway, that’s how we like to think of it.