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Batman’s Bane Is The Worst Telemarketer Ever

We never really found out what happened to Bane, Batman’s wide-chested foe in ‘The Dark Knight Rises,’ after his last scene in the movie. Did he die? Did he scamper away just in time to rise another day? 

This Funny or Die clip starring Chris Kattan posits another theory: What is Bane survived, served his time, and went to work as a telemarketer!

Listen, we wouldn’t wish the soul crushing job that is telemarketing on our worst enemy, but watching a more awkward than ever Bane deal with his customers, co-workers and that damn copy machine is one of the funniest things we’ve seen all day.

Maybe telemarketing is an appropriate punishment for all superhero villains – death by Bat-arang couldn’t be any worse!

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