You would think that beach soccer is a rather safe sport considering the playing surface, but Portugal's Bruno Torres would like to inform everyone that you're all a bunch of idiots for forming that opinion.

Back in June, Torres was playing in a Euro Beach Soccer League match against Spain. With less than five minutes remaining in the second half, Bruno attempted to block a bicycle kick from Spain's Javi Torres. Torres and Bruno collided with Bruno's knee taking the brunt of the collision.

The video isn't for the faint of stomach.

Son of a beach that looks like it hurt.