We're really not against Ben Affleck as the Dark Knight. Heck, we even defended the choice for the new Caped Crusader. We can see how some people went bonkers when it was announced Ben would don the tights for a turn as Batman but let's give the guy the Ben-efit of the doubt. See what I did there?

Even those against Ben should admit this t-shirt is bat-ass. Designed by the folks over at Red Bubble, it's the classic '66 Batman logo with the new Dark Knight's name inside. In case you're not hell-ben-t (THEY WRITE THEMSELVES!) on Affleck in the cowl, there is an anti-Affleck shirt.

Operators are standing by, much like the suicide hotline people after Affleck was announced.

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