Brazilian Prostitutes Take English Classes to Prepare for 2014 World Cup

In preparation for the 2014 World Cup, many Brazilian prostitutes have decided to take part in complimentary English classes as a way to bridge the communication gap that many red light women of Belo Hoizonte are often faced with when doing business.

And while the universal language of love does not require an interpreter, over 400 prostitutes are expected to sign up for the language classes within the coming weeks in order to become better negotiators as well as offer better services to thousands of horny travelers, according to Cida Vieira, president of the Association of Prostitutes in Belo Horizonte.

Vieira says that classes are set to begin in March, with most of them lasting as long as eight months. "It will be important for the girls who will be able to use English to let their clients know what they are charging and learn about what turns them on," she said.

Well, sounds like prostitutes in Brazil just want to see some cunning linguists before selling the rest of the world felacio. We can respect people with career aspirations.