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Britney Breakfasttime — Hot Mess of the Day

hot mess picsLocation: Your kitchen.

How She Got In: ”Hush, you’re so silly! How do you like your eggs?”

Hobbies: Perfecting her french toast recipe, gluing small pieces of dry cereal to her body to eliminate the need for clothing.

Skills: One-handed frying pan flips, un-traceable phone calls, and patience.

What She Ate for Breakfast: A lock of your hair.

Next Mess: Black Widow

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