Britney Breakfasttime — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Your kitchen.
How She Got In: “Hush, you’re so silly! How do you like your eggs?”
Hobbies: Perfecting her french toast recipe, gluing small pieces of dry cereal to her body to eliminate the need for clothing.
Skills: One-handed frying pan flips, un-traceable phone calls, and patience.
What She Ate for Breakfast: A lock of your hair.