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Brother Takes Your McDonald’s Brownie? That’s a McStabbing!


Another day, another delightful story from the Golden Arches. This one doesn’t involve tasers, but knives.

Erik and Gene Cain (how’s THAT for an ironic last name) of Pennsylvania were splitting a brownie from McDonald’s, and Gene did what was the naturally acceptable way to share food: slicing the brownie right down the middle. Apparently, this wasn’t good enough for Erik, because he flipped out on Gene, then stabbed him several times on the left forearm, left shoulder and right wrist.

We’re assuming there was a bit more to this stabbing than just a tasty treat, but Erik can’t comment, as he’s currently under arrest. Note to his fellow inmates: just let him keep his dessert.

Now onto more important issues like when the hell did McDonald’s start serving brownies?

[Via WTSP]

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