Kristy Love spent a year learning to be a masseuse. She was unable to secure a gig, not because she wasn't good at her job, but because of her massive 48NN chest.

Love kept getting the same question from potential employers -- would she, because of her size, be able to stand on her feet all day? Her job search hit a wall.

Since she couldn't find gainful employment, she put an ad in a local paper and turned her home into a makeshift massage parlor. One afternoon, fate stepped in, taking the form of a client fascinated by Love's endowments.

“One customer asked if I was going to keep my top on. At first, I was indignant and said I didn't give those kinds of massages,” she explains. “I was ashamed of my body because I was so big. But when I realised there might be something in breast massages I put an advert in the local newspaper and the phone began ringing off the hook."

Kristy Love decided to incorporate her fabulous fun bags into her massage routine. She now earns more than a thousand dollars a day rubbing her hands, and chesticles, on clients, according to her professional but slightly-NSFW website.

Love was raised a Jehovah's Witness and spent most of her life covering up her money makers. She was a full B cup as a 9-year-old and shot up to a NN in her early 20s. Massive mummeries run in her family – her oldest sister was also a size 52NN until she had the girls reduced to an H cup. JUST an H cup? Those are basically mosquito bites in comparison.

Love offers a full range of techniques including "squashing" and "body gliding" which involves "covering herself in oil and sliding over the customer." Love knows there is a safety risk involved that has nothing to do with her constant back issues.

"I have to keep an eye out when I'm squashing someone. I look at their feet and their fingers to make sure there is still movement there and they’re still breathing."

Hopefully the clients pay in advance. Just in case.

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