Carla Cheddar — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Super Walmart’s dairy aisle, every Thursday between 7 and 8:30pm, or by appointment.
Occupation: World’s most enthusiastic sample girl.
Top 5 Cheeses: Port wine, American, White American, Velveeta, EZ-Cheez
Secret: Hasn’t pooped in years.
Her Motto: “The shredder, the better.”