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10 Movie Trailers as Epic as the 'Oblivion' Trailer

Jackie Mancini — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:00:19 +0000

Epic summer movies are one of our favorite parts of summertime: lots of action, explosions, sci-fi, and of course: epic trailers with epic soundtracks. That’s why we are stoked that ‘Oblivion‘ comes out today. Typical movie music involves intense string sections, and soprano choruses. ‘Oblivion’ takes it one step further, with a score created by [...]

'Matching Tattoos? Hell No! What Happens if We Break Up?' — Tiki Barber's Take

Tiki Barber — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:03:47 +0000

The reaction to Tiki Barber’s few first columns was pretty awesome. Then the former NFL star kicked it up a notch, and decided to take on a myriad of other issues. Today, Tiki answers questions about turning 30, matching tattoos, old friends and gigantism. This is Tiki Barber’s Take. “I’m turning 30 next month. I’m looking to [...]

100 Greatest Games Ever

alexriviello — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:30:12 +0000

Choosing the 100 Greatest Games Ever is no easy task, especially when there are decades upon decades of titles to chose from. This isn’t the best Xbox 360 games, best shooters or best mobile games. Instead, what we have here is a definitive list of the 100 best games ever made. Included are classics that [...]

'Style is Not Something That You Do for Others' — Tiki Barber's Take

Tiki Barber — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 14:00:12 +0000

While the reaction to Tiki Barber's few first columns was tremendous, we thought it wouldn't be a bad idea to stray from the sports topics and get the former NFL star's take on a myriad of other issues. Today, Tiki answers questions about office attire, impossibly bosses and

Kevin Heffernan and Steve Lemme are 'Fat Man Little Boy' [INTERVIEW]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:15:16 +0000

Broken Lizard have performed together for over twenty years. First in college, at Colgate University, then in successful feature films like ‘Super Troopers’, ‘BeerFest’ and ‘Club Dread’ and on a massive comedy tour. The troupe has been together a long time. “You don’t have any new hair holes.” remarked Lizard member Steve Lemme to Kevin [...]

Please Don't Tell Me About the 'Crazy' Dream You Had Last Night — The Fairer Sex Files

Jackie Mancini — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 20:00:05 +0000

So I broke it off with someone I really liked a lot three days ago, and then immediately got the flu. I don’t want to talk about it, leave me alone. I mean, Happy Valentine’s Day! Let me tell you about the weird dream I had last night! Post-breakup dreams are the worst; it feels [...]

Help, My Polyamorous Neighbor Hates Me For Rejecting Her Husband — The Fairer Sex Files

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:00:57 +0000

Life advice: Don’t drunkenly text a picture like this to your neighbor with some slightly-misspelled version of “I made a bedsheet tent, are you still awake?” unless you love opening big, awkward cans of worms. In other news: I’m thinking about installing a breathalyzer on my phone. So listen, I love my neighborhood. I love [...]

What's it Like to Go to the Super Bowl As a Fan? One Writer's Journey

Amanda Rykoff — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 13:50:19 +0000

The Super Bowl is the biggest of all the Big Games and New Orleans is the best city* to host such a big game. *Disclaimer: New Orleans is my favorite city to visit in the United States. I’ve been to the Big Easy nine times since 1993, including two NCAA men’s basketball Final Fours (1993 [...]

My Foolproof System For Nicknaming the Opposite Sex — The [Fairer Se]X Files

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:00:25 +0000

Nicknames are so useful! For one, they are shorter than full names and take a lot less time to say. Plus, if you hate your given name, you can pretty much make up any BS name you want, and call it a “nickname.” My favorite use for nicknames by far, though, is dating. In a [...]

I'm Deleting a Lot of My Facebook Friends and You're Probably Next — The [Fairer Se]X Files

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:00:10 +0000

When I got on Facebook way back in 2004, it was a network created specifically for college students. In order to join, you had to have a college email address. We all migrated over from Myspace and Friendster and left "testimonials" on each other's walls, because we had no idea what we were supposed to do. Today, Facebook is getting really creepy, and so last night I decided to start making some edits.

Don't Listen to Cosmo — Porn is Not Ruining Your Relationship, Keeping Secrets Is [OPINION]

Jackie Mancini — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 16:00:43 +0000

You know that scene in 'My Cousin Vinny' when Vinny gets up to give his opening trial arguments and just points to the prosecutor and says "Everything that guy just said is bullsh*t," and then sits back down? That's how I really want to respond to Cosmopolitan Magazine's assertion that pornography is damaging relationships, but that's not very productive, is it? Let's talk this out, baby.

Is It Too Late To Name My Penis? [Half a Man]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 15:49:47 +0000

Deborah Cameron was teaching a class full of college students about language and gender. The conversation turned to penises (BECAUSE WHEN DOESN’T IT!) and a male student mentioned to the prof that he and his roommate once held a contest to see who could come up with the most names for their junk. A female [...]

Summer Camp Made Me Awesome — The [Fairer Se]X Files

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:00:41 +0000

Though I grew up a New York City kid, I owe most my awesome parts to the summers I spent on Lake George, at a YMCA summer camp named Chingachgook. Camp taught me a lot of really important lessons about values and hard work and determination and blah blah blah; it also made me into a maniac. But you know, in a charming way.

Hey Guys, I Have an Idea For a Reality Show — The [Fairer Se]X Files

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:00:23 +0000

This is a screenshot I took from ‘The Valleys,’ an MTV UK show. Recently I’ve been watching a lot of British Reality TV, which is weird because I find most reality television to be brain-rotting garbage, and I mostly hate British humor. Thing is — the British are really, really good at reality TV. Part [...]

GuySpeed Awards 2012 — Less Than a Week to Vote For Your Favorites!

GuySpeed Editors — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 14:43:22 +0000

In December, we launched the first ever GuySpeed awards. The reception has been overwhelming. There is less than a week left until the polls close on January 15th and the races to crown the Crush of the Year, Wrestler of the Year, Worst Video Game of the Year, Funniest Video of the Year, Sexiest Video [...]

Watch this College Football Player Casually Complete a 65" Box Jump

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:30:52 +0000

For some people, athleticism looks boring. Take Dan Sullivan for example, a 6'2, 235 pound linebacker from Monmouth University in New Jersey. He makes this 65" box jump look like he was skipping over a puddle and onto a curb as to not ruin his brand new kicks.

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10 Funniest Video Game Temper Tantrums

Chris Urie — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:03:14 +0000

Gamers can be a fickle bunch. Weâ€™re passionate about our hobby. We love it. Thatâ€™s why you get shouting matches over Xbox Live and pelvic thrusting taunts in Uncharted 3 Mulitplayer. When we do well, we want to shout it loud into the nearest microphone. But, some of us arenâ€™t very graceful at losing or [...]

My New Year's Resolution is to Quit Having "Guilty Pleasures" — The Fairer Se[X Files]

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 18:00:48 +0000

Hi, I’m Jackie and I’m a grown up punk who genuinely adores Taylor Swift. Note: If you think this picture is embarrassing, just wait. Until 9th grade, I was pretty much the definition of un-cool: a nerdy asthmatic who got straight A’s, wore oversized Elmo t-shirts and listened to a lot of broadway soundtrack CDs. I didn’t have [...]

Olympic Athlete Worked as an Escort and Who Cares Please Shut Up [OPINION]

Jackie Mancini — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:01:09 +0000

I was ready to hate on three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton about her recent admission of her work as a high class escort in Las Vegas, but only because she’s married, and that’s not cool. Then I found out that her husband knew about it — wait, really? Everyone shut up. Since her Olympic fame, [...]

10 Weirdest NES Games

Alex Langley — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 15:31:56 +0000

The original NES was a miraculous piece of hardwareâ€” for many gamers, it became the portal to the first virtual adventures they’d ever have. They jumped with Mario, plumbed the depths with Samus, and found the treasure with Link. But not every NES adventure was as straightforward as these, oh no. Maybe the developers wanted [...]