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Attention: ‘World’s Best Beer’ Now Available in US

World's Best Beer
Flickr

It's been one hell of a great beer week for us. We've learned which brews are awesome gifts (and apology presents for grabbing the wrong "Christmas hams" at the office party) and which ale we should choose to celebrate the impending end of the world. Now, we're stoked to bring you the so-called "world's best beer."

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Category: Drinks, Food

Burgers With a Side of Safe Sex — Best Combo Meal Ever?

burger urge condoms
Facebook

There are only so many ways to make a hamburger new and unique, and there are even less ways that taste good (for example, pizza burgers are disgusting). If you're a burger joint who wants to stand out, sometimes your ad campaign is your best bet, but this Australian company is feeling the flame-broiled heat, because they didn't play it "safe."

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Category: Food, Sex, Weird News

Whiskey Business: Does Bourbon Really Get Better With Age?

Whiskey barrels
iStockphoto

If the majority of top-shelf whiskeys require a 10-20 year aging process, then how are those distilleries just getting started in the business able to market and distribute a brand without waiting decades for their first batch to mature?

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Category: Drinks, Food

Genius Snack Alert: Beer and Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos

Doritos
DudeFoods

Take any food, deep fry it or add some bacon, and you've got us hooked. There's really nothing better than a nasty, greasy mess or extra meat strips to really make our testosterone sing. Think about it-- would you eat raw turkey testicles? Probably not. What about fried turkey testicles? Solid maybe. There are rare moments, however, when these two perfect cooking tactics combine to make an insane creation. This is one of those moments.

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Category: Food

Three Beers for Drinking, Two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

3-beers

Tis’ the season for sucking on candy canes until they could be classified as a prison shank. It's also the season for getting way too drunk on Christmas cheer at the company holiday Christmas party.

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Category: Christmas, Drinks, Food

Wine Wednesday — Washington State Terroir and the Women You Have Dated

Washington State Terroir

Gentlemen! Good Afternoon and welcome to your weekly installment of Wine Wednesdays. Today I am going to explain why Washington State Cabernet Sauvignons and Merlots have eclipsed Napa Valley in quality -- and more importantly -- affordability. I am also going to rate three Washington State reds and tell you how they are similar to women you have dated. Shall we begin?

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Category: Drinks, Food

The Day a Donut Almost Killed Me — Half a Man

Donut 2

Individually, the interns were all pretty nice guys. A little juvenile, sure, but tolerable for the most part. Put them all at a conference table in a professional setting, though, and it was like assembling lazy intern Voltron -- Each khaki-panted part sliding onto the next to create one massive jerk

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Category: Food, Half A Man, Humor

Enjoy Your Last Few Days on Earth With This End of the World Beer

Beer
Flickr

According to those trusty old Mayans, we only have 10 days until the end of the world. December 21st is the supposed day of doom, but we don't know why everyone's freaking out so much; this could finally be the arrival of zombie babes. Plus, we're all going down anyway, so we might as well celebrate. That's where La Fin Du Monde ("The End of the World") beer comes in.

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Category: Drinks, Food

Tennis Star Buys World’s Supply of Donkey Cheese For Some Reason

Donkey
Flickr

We hate to break it to you, but we're all screwed, because the entire world's supply of donkey cheese has been bought out. We have no idea what we're going to eat now, but we do know the guy responsible for the buyout is tennis star Novak Djokovic.

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Category: Food, Weird News

Now You Can Eat Off Your Junk With Testicle Tissue Plates

Emily Evans Histology Plate Stack
StreetAnatomy.com

A guy's package is his pride and joy so it's no wonder most dudes like to show their stuff off in one way or another. And what better way to celebrate during this season of giving than by giving your own holiday dinner guests a plateful of testicles?

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Category: Food, Gear

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