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Three Beers for Drinking, Two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Tis’ the season for sucking on candy canes until they could be classified as a prison shank. It's also the season for getting way too drunk on Christmas cheer at the company holiday Christmas party.

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Category: Drinks, Food
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Wine Wednesday — Washington State Terroir and the Women You Have Dated

Gentlemen! Good Afternoon and welcome to your weekly installment of Wine Wednesdays. Today I am going to explain why Washington State Cabernet Sauvignons and Merlots have eclipsed Napa Valley in quality -- and more importantly -- affordability. I am also going to rate three Washington State reds and tell you how they are similar to women you have dated. Shall we begin?

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Category: Drinks, Food
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The Day a Donut Almost Killed Me — Half a Man

Individually, the interns were all pretty nice guys. A little juvenile, sure, but tolerable for the most part. Put them all at a conference table in a professional setting, though, and it was like assembling lazy intern Voltron -- Each khaki-panted part sliding onto the next to create one massive jerk

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Category: Food, Funny
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Enjoy Your Last Few Days on Earth With This End of the World Beer

According to those trusty old Mayans, we only have 10 days until the end of the world. December 21st is the supposed day of doom, but we don't know why everyone's freaking out so much; this could finally be the arrival of zombie babes. Plus, we're all going down anyway, so we might as well celebrate. That's where La Fin Du Monde ("The End of the World") beer comes in.

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Category: Drinks, Food
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Tennis Star Buys World’s Supply of Donkey Cheese For Some Reason

We hate to break it to you, but we're all screwed, because the entire world's supply of donkey cheese has been bought out. We have no idea what we're going to eat now, but we do know the guy responsible for the buyout is tennis star Novak Djokovic.

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Category: Food, Weird News
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Now You Can Eat Off Your Junk With Testicle Tissue Plates

A guy's package is his pride and joy so it's no wonder most dudes like to show their stuff off in one way or another. And what better way to celebrate during this season of giving than by giving your own holiday dinner guests a plateful of testicles?

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Category: Food
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Pizza Hut Perfume Will Get Your Pepperoni Hard

Pizza Hut Canada is spreading holiday cheer early in the form of pizza-scented perfume

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Category: Food, Weird News
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Beaujolais Nouveau is the Hot Intern of Wine — Wine Wednesdays

Gentlemen,

Good afternoon and welcome to the first installment of Wine Wednesdays. Each week, I will delve into a particular grape or region to give you a brief tutorial and some easy tips to make you look like a prick-ish wine snob

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Category: Drinks, Food
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Caviar Vending Machines Are a Thing Now

Is the office snack machine getting a little tired with its paltry selection of cheesy doodles and walnut-dusted M&Ms? Perhaps you should approach human resources with the idea of securing the company its very own caviar vending machine. Oh they are real and they are classy.

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Category: Food
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People Go Nuts Over Fried Turkey Testicles

As guys, we'll eat almost anything. Brew us up some cat poop coffee, toss us a stuffed cone pizza explosion; we can handle it. There is one thing we're a little weary to try, though -- mostly because it's a male issue at hand -- deep fried turkey testicles.

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Category: Food, Funny, Weird News, WTF
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Combat Kitchenware Perfect For Slaying Dragons and Making a Nice Eggs Benedict

Be it a kitchen or a world of warlocks and dragons, a wise warrior knows that the right weapons are always the key to victory. What if a company were to combine the weapons used in the kitchen with the weapons used in warfare?

The creation would probably look something like Combat Kitchenware

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Category: Food
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Entice the Ladies with Cologne That Smells Like Sushi

As guys, there are tons of basic rules we need to follow in order to ensure a clean sweep with the ladies, like faking that whole 'acting like a gentleman' crap and paying for meals.

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Category: Food, Weird News
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It’s Time to Discuss Ham People

The people have spoken and they're all discussing ham.

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Category: Food, WTF
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Babes Love Turkey Legs, We Love Babes

Happy November! Thanksgiving is officially on deck as our next holiday, and with it: awkward family dinners! To help, we're bringing you 15 surprising facts about turkey, so you have something to say to your uncle as he stuffs his face. We know you, though. You're like us -- you need a spoonful of sugar with your medicine. We're happy to oblige with some eye candy, while you learn.

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Category: Food, Funny, Girls, Lists, Pictures
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Breakfast Cereal Mascots Get Creepy Makeover

All of our favorite sugar-filled breakfast treats are forever tainted thanks to Guillermo Fajardo.

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Category: Food, Pictures, WTF
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Simple Science — Eat Better Food and Have Better Sex

Most of us make it to adulthood knowing what foods are considered aphrodisiacs that could be helpful in improving our chances for a little desert if you know what we mean. You don't, we mean sex. Strawberries, chocolate, oysters – all of them have a reputation for helping you have a reputation. But, while they might help you get the engines started, these aren’t the foods that will help you cross the finish line. According to a new book, it’s time to change the menu.

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Category: Food, Sex, Weird News
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Need a Morning Jolt? How About Some Cat Poop Coffee?

If we didn’t down our morning cups of coffee, our days would be like Darryl Droppings’-- it would feel like pigeons were sharting on us the entire day.

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Category: Drinks, Food, Weird News, WTF
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Have Your Pizza and Drink It Too With This Pizza Beer

SOLD.

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Category: Drinks, Food
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Pizza Hut Menu Now Includes Pizza With Crust Made of Stuffed Cones

The new Cone Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut-- with a crust made of 12 calzone-like cones stuffed with either cream cheese, honey mustard chicken, or both -- really is the perfect dish to push the US obesity rate over the illusive 75% mark. But, alas, it's only available in the Middle East.

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Category: Food, Weird News, WTF
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Beatles ‘Abbey Road’ Album Cover Recreated With Bacon and Eggs

There are many things we love in this world, and ranking high on that list are breakfast foods and The Beatles. So it should come as no surprise that we’re downright delighted that someone has finally decided to combine the two. 

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Category: Food, Weird News, WTF

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