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Sarah Silverman Sings About Her Perfect Night and It Sounds Oddly Familiar

BJ Ragone — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:47:46 +0000

We’ve all been there. It’s Friday, you have no plans, so what do you do? Take some of Sarah Silverman’s advice and enjoy a night all to yourself! As part of the kickoff to YouTube’s Comedy Week, Sarah Silverman debuted a brand new song called ‘Perfect Night’. It describes the life of a person who [...]

Let's Break Down Tan Mom's New Music Video Because That Sounds Pretty Fun

Jackie Mancini — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:53 +0000

When her song first leaked, I’ll admit to feeling like some of the subtelties in phrasing and colloquialisms of ‘It’s Tan Mom’ might have been going over my head. This new video leaves little room for subtlety. Scared to watch? We know, us too. Let’s break down the finer points together, shall we? Hold me. YouTube [...]

What if Kane Ran For Political Office in 2014?

Jeff Schiller — Mon, 20 May 2013 17:20:01 +0000

Professional wrestling and political office have a lot in common. They’re both all about getting the right reaction from a big crowd, and both feature a lot of acting, so wrestlers getting into politics isn’t a crazy notion. Come 2014, there might be another thing linking wrestling and government — WWE Superstar Kane. ‘The Big [...]

Canadian Singer Flubs U.S. National Anthem at Junior Hockey Game

Joe Student — Sun, 19 May 2013 20:23:06 +0000

Oh, Canada, indeed! Canadian singer Alexis Normand forgot the words of “The Star-Spangled Banner” prior to the Memorial Cup junior hockey championships on Saturday in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. As the Halifax Mooseheads and Portland Winterhawks nervously waited for the opening face-off, Normand sang her wa

Charmin Sponsors Hilarious 'Stop Skidmarks' Billboard At NASCAR Race

Joe Student — Sun, 19 May 2013 17:11:04 +0000

Product placement and sponsorship can be a precarious situation. Companies who spend millions of dollars on a branding campaign can wind up coming across as too pushy or stiff to relate to consumers. Sometimes, however, a corporate branding campaign loosens its grip and the result is a memorable ad from a brand that doesn’t take [...]

Dan St. Germain Talks Kid's Shows, Loitering and His Upcoming Comedy Central Special [INTERVIEW]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:00:56 +0000

Dan St. Germain is a regular on ‘Best Week Ever’ on VH1 (yes, it’s back again) and has appeared on ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ and ‘John Oliver’s NY Standup Show.’ He’s developing a script for Comedy Central called 'Hell Hole' and a web series for Comedy Central Studios about night shift security guards.

Today's Life Winner: The Genius Who Got Stuck in a McDonald's High Chair

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 16 May 2013 20:00:57 +0000

We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him. Police in Cork, Ireland recently had to be called away from fighting (Irish) crime to help a man who got stuck in a high chair meant for a toddler. As [...]

What if Every Movie Starred 'Weird Al' Yankovic?

Rob Fee — Thu, 16 May 2013 14:02:39 +0000

Every fan of comedy owns at least one Weird Al album. After thirty years, twelve studio albums, compilations and box sets, Al is still churning out classic tunes and touring the country. The only place Al never really got his fair shake was on the big screen. Remember the genius that was ‘UHF’? We need [...]

This Screaming Female Arm Wrestler Will Scare You to Death

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:05:49 +0000

Monica Seles is no longer the most notorious female athlete to grunt. In this video of two women arm wrestling, one of the contestants unleashes screams of fury that you don’t normally see outside of someone being chased by Freddy Krueger. Seriously, look at her – her eyes appear as if they might pop out. [...]

15 Moments That Will Make Any Man Cry

GuySpeed Staff — Tue, 14 May 2013 14:31:52 +0000

Men cry. It happens. It’s just not always obvious. It’s also not always at the right times. Most men stand stone-faced at a funeral but come football Sunday they’re sobbing in a corner after a last-minute loss. There are several moments and occasions where every man, no matter his age, race or religion, will cry [...]

Random Guy Gets Drunk, Declares Himself Eligible For NBA Draft, Gets Response

Joe Student — Sun, 12 May 2013 21:00:39 +0000

When most post-college guys get drunk, they make booty calls; others decide to file for the NBA Draft despite never having played college basketball. That's the case of one Hoboken, N.J. resident who graduated from the University of Miami in 2010. According to his post on Reddit, he decided to declare hims

Jessica Alba, Russell Brand and Other Celebs Read Mean Things People Tweet About Them

GuySpeed Editors — Sat, 11 May 2013 20:44:05 +0000

What do Jessica Alba, Russell Brand, Andy Samberg, No Doubt and Jessica Simpson have in common? They’ve all been the subject of hilarious, mean-spirited tweets. Check out the latest clip from ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ featuring celebrities reading mean-spirited tweets about themselves. And don’t forget to – if you tweet something offensive about a celebrity, they [...]

'The World's End' Teaser Trailer Rings in the Apocalypse with a Few Pints

Mike Moody — Sat, 11 May 2013 19:00:52 +0000

Is there a better way to greet the apocalypse than by sharing a few frosty pints with friends? We don't think so. That’s an idea we can get behind, and it’s the basic idea behind ‘The World’s End,’ the upcoming Simon Pegg comedy also starring his ‘Shaun of the Dead’ buddy Nick Frost and directed by ‘Shaun’ and ‘Hot Fuzz’ helmer Edgar Wright. Check out the hilarious new teaser trailer above.

Hilarious Sci-Fi Parody Imagines 'Star Wars' Characters Snacking

GuySpeed Editors — Sat, 11 May 2013 17:55:45 +0000

Think you’re this biggest ‘Star Wars’ geek in the galaxy? Think again. Eddie King and Tyler Marshall of Teddie Films are giant ‘Star Wars’ nerds, and we have the hilarious video evidence to prove it. In’ Star Wars Characters Eat Their Food,’ the boys play out different scenarios in which Han Solo, Darth Vader and [...]

New Jack Scaring College Kids Straight on 'The Daily Show'

Jeff Schiller — Fri, 10 May 2013 19:21:02 +0000

If there’s one thing college kids can vouch for, it’s that student loans are a b-word. It seems more and more of our friends are graduating college only to find jobs they could have had if they just skipped higher education all together. Is it better to rack up huge debt while receiving a “higher [...]

Still Need a Gift For Mom This Sunday? Here's a Terrible Idea

GuySpeed Staff — Fri, 10 May 2013 19:00:59 +0000

Not sure what to get mom this Sunday? Q103′s Dalton Castle is here to help. Though his method may be disturbing, and we think you can probably skip it (sneaking a picture of mom coming out of the shower sounds like the worst thing we can imagine), Dalton’s sentiment is dead-on: People like having sex, and [...]

Shorts Season is Here — You Can Tell Because It's Written on Butts!

GuySpeed Editors — Thu, 09 May 2013 17:00:34 +0000

It’s here, pals. It’s finally here. There were a couple of dark years where short shorts — our favorite part of summer — took a backseat to something terrible called “Capri Pants.” Those days are behind us, friends. As summer 2013 approaches, we’re seeing a whole lot of leg, and we’re stoked about it; as [...]

Say Hello To Our New Little Friend — 'Scarface' Impersonator Had 6-Hour Standoff With Cops

Jackie Mancini — Thu, 09 May 2013 14:00:35 +0000

Sometimes crazy people have standoffs with cops; it happens. Crazy people in L.A., though? They always want to “do it in character.” At around 10pm on Tuesday evening, cops were called to a Hollywood apartment complex, where they found “Tony Montana” (complete with pimp suit) up on the balcony, waving a machete around and screamin’ [...]

How to Not Hate Your Birthday — The Fairer Sex Files

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 08 May 2013 21:00:38 +0000

Even my dog Rabbit seems to have caught my “birthday blues” this week, and he doesn’t even have a birthday; he’s a rescue dog. After 21, birthdays kinda stopped being fun for me. There was a brief moment of excitement at 25, when I could rent a car. I’ve only done it once though, in [...]

10 Funniest Tweets From Comedian Rob Delaney's MLB Twitter Account Take-Over

Joe Student — Wed, 08 May 2013 16:17:29 +0000

Writer and comedian

Baseballs were originally made of ham. MLB switched design after President Taft ate 14 balls during the 1971 World Series. - @robdelaney

— MLB (@MLB) May 7, 2013 " target="_blank">Rob Delaney is a Twitter God.