Forget any knock-knock joke you've ever heard. Disregard any "a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar" joke. Don't even think about those "how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?" jokes.
Getting out of bed in the morning is like flossing -- it's a huge pain, but it's gotta be done. If you can't muster the energy to do it, relax, because the help you need has arrived.